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I think God will choose His own timing and method and I'm not going to worry about it. Its in His hands.
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I don't think anything will happen. They also said the same thing will happen in 2000 and on June 6, 2006 and nothing happened.
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Sara Palen gets elected President and the population dies laughing?
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Hannah Montana will create a new song incorporating Twilight, but Kanye West will interrupt her after the first chorus and we'll be saved.
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The process has already started. Taliban will take over Pakistan and its nukes. They will nuke Israel and USA because they aren't scared of a retaliation. US will declare War on Pakistan. Iran and old foes will join in the War and attack USA. UK will ally with America bringing Europe into the conflict. Only Africa, South America and South East Asia will survive.
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"They" being the Mayans. And actually, even they don't think "the World will end", just that there will be some sort of important Astronomical shift which could somehow affect life. It never ceases to make me laugh, how a nation of mostly Christians could show such insecurity in their own religion, and start taking a Pagan prophecy seriously.
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Porky Pig will appear in the sky above a Mayan temple and say "Th-th-that-th-th-tha-th-th-tha-tha-th-th-that's all folks."
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After winning the World Cup in 2010 the UK win 50 Gold Medals at the 2012 Olympics. The world will be so excited by the success that it will overheat and Global warming will make the Poles met and nobody will have built an Ark.
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In the year 2012 the media will hype the end of the world endlessly, making their 24/7 coverage of MJ's death pale by comparison. Society as we know it will crumble and fall as most everyone will have died of boredom and the rest will have died laughing because ESPN worked an end of the world angle into a lacrosse game.
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the end.
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It will start with all the Starbucks closing - omigodomigodomigodnononono - just end it now!!
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