ANSWERS: 13
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you see a pink rabbit and then remark on its color without realizing that pink rabbits don't exist.
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you begin to see miniature, dancing pink elephants
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When you always see giant penguins waving to you & you wave back,then some1 laughs at you.
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I put my jocky shorts on over my jeans.
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when u take a little nap on the roof,when its cold outside n u wake up frozen then you ask yourself why the hell is my room so cold!!
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When you talk to yourself you say "I don't talk to strangers."
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you can't find where you left it
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Spongebob and Flapjack the pirate become entertaining
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When God, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the 3 Kings and Judus come over to play poker and drink.
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you get done hiding 10 dozen Easter eggs and your kids walk through the door saying "Merry Christmas".....
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you have driven yourself somewhere and you don't know where you are.
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You hear voices in you head but they speak Spanish and you can't understand a word they say.
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you stay up late at night to answer questions posed at you from people you don't know on issues that don't matter.
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