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The sock burlar took them
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because u are not looking for them in the right place
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They are in the washing machine +5
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They felt they weren't paired with the right mate and got lost.:):)
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Il Be Darned If I Know. (; The Washing Basket Maybe?
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Dryers are psychopaths.
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i'm sorry my feet got cold and i had to borrow them. +5
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You don't own any socks
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You have a sock monster too.
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i made sock pupets out of them
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I am sorry I did not tell you. I found them old and tattered so I threw them into in the garbage bin. Didn't you find the new ones?
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Because you also have the latest high tech sock devouring technology like me!
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because you ran out of toliet paper....
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Um ... have you checked your feet???
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I think our washing machines and dryers eat one at at time. I am usually missing one of a pair at least once a week. LOL that is my story and I am sticking to it. +5 for asking a question I often do.
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The sock gnomes stole them.
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Because you wadded them up and threw them at somebody and no one else picked them up for you. So they didn't get washed, dried or put away and now you've run out of clean socks.
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You had the same pair on for so long that they disintegrated
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