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RobotMan
ANSWERS: 12
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Well, I guess I would spank it...I would spank the monkey.
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I'd be grateful it didn't sling poo at me.
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Beat the shit out of it's mother.
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step on its tail. +5
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Probably wouldn't get the chance to punch it in the nose but a quick kick up the rear end could succeed and it could make a flying monkey! It might think twice about doing it again, lol.
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Press charges
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Laugh my a** off!
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spank the monkey ;0
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There'd be a monkey swinging by only one hand afterward. Or by the rope I wrapped around its neck.
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turn around so it can do it again to my ass
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Tell my dad to quit, that's domestic violence ya know :)
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Throw poop at him.
Thriftymaid 
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