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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 15th, 2009
"Three inches barely qualifies as a poker, and you're trying to convince me you have a branding iron? Nice try, Tweedle Dumb."
Best said in front of the same group of guys he is performing for. +5
by DaniMac on October 15th, 2009
You say that to the rest of the world someone who would say something as stupid as that is a giant douche bag tool. Seriously... people don't say that.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on October 15th, 2009
How often does this come up in your life. Is this common? Really?
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on October 15th, 2009
You know, they call me the fireman or women, Whatever works;)
by tempus on October 16th, 2009
I can take it...I eat hot chili everyday. +5
by Sir yhvhash on October 16th, 2009
you say
"I can take anything for 3 minutes you fkn poptart"
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by Goofy_20 on October 16th, 2009
Yea I bet, I'm sure thats why noone wants to "handle" you.
by Moley the contrary female dragon on October 16th, 2009
You mean like a cocktail sausage?? dont think its worth my time then. (then walk away)
by downtide on October 16th, 2009
Tell him you're a professional fire-eater.
by jaykole on October 16th, 2009
Chuckle and say, "You think you're hot? Man, compared to the stuff we got up to in my sorority, you're like a week at Bible Camp!"
Or how about "You're hot? Man, if that's the size of your package when you're hot, I hate to think how small it gets when you're cold!"
by justincredible on October 16th, 2009
"i bet that's what all thE men tell ya."
"takE what, i can barely takE lOOkin' at you."
"honey, ..i makE hell frEEzE oVer."
by Jazz-Man on October 16th, 2009
if your too hot we must put u in an ice cold shower
by MarieK on October 16th, 2009
You could just laugh and walk away. It'll drive him mad!
by albert nonymous "A" nonymous for short. on October 16th, 2009
"Thanks for the warning, I was about to sleep with you too! Whew!" Then walk away.
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by wasssup on October 15th, 2009
Every post you make reminds me why I just HAD to add you to my Friends List...
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:):):)
by The Chief on October 15th, 2009
It's just a walk in the park, Chief :)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 15th, 2009
Heh!
by The Chief on October 15th, 2009
...she has an evil streak. +6
by Sir yhvhash on October 16th, 2009
I just don't like bravado in a man. Be real, or be gone.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
Speaking of bravado, I just discovered one of my answers that I called someone out on was rejected.
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Awwwww...too bad! It got a LOT of smiles from a lot of people, too!
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WAIT! HAHAHAHAHA! I just checked because I submitted a feedback requesting it be reinstated! AND IT WAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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And you were number two, right behind me for calling him out, too!
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I'll send you the link by email...this is too funny!
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009
I got it! I have to admit to be surprised your answer was rejected. One what grounds - too much reality?
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
On the grounds that reality bites, evidently!
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009
They never offered a reason?!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
I've never received any notification of any reason for any answer I've ever had removed. I imagine someone flagged it as offensive.
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Questions that are rejected always have that red block above them that says rejected and why...nonsense or whatever. But not answers.
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009
What a crock. It was an excellent answer. I would never have flagged it. Just some fit-pitching trolls, Chief.
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I had to ask mikey where that conversation was about that thread. I told him lon was going to have his account deleted. It was a real stupid move, admitting to having that second account while he was PB'd. And BD was sitting right there, too! Like a spider waiting on a fly :D
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
I don't know about deleted...or nuked, rather. But a couple people evidently had comments removed, and their accounts haven't been active for a day or so now, so I'm assuming PB'd.
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Can't know for sure unless someone fesses up about it, and I'm not gonna ask any CL's or AB about it. Not my business, and I'm sure it's not something they should put out anyway. I won't put them in that position.
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009
Aw! Come on....be totally inappropriate!! Make other people uncomfortable! Completely ignore social cues! Inquiring minds want to know :D
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
Heh! Nope, not me!
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I don't want to be the cause of AB drama for people who whine about favoritism! They, like myself, are responsible for their own actions. If I screw up and get myself PB'd, then so be it: I will have earned it. If others screw up and get PB'd, that's THEIR responsibility as well, not mine. We each live with our choices.
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And I may make educated guesses based upon what I see posted on AB as well, same as anyone else. But I won't drag a CL or anybody else in a position of authority into it. More drama we don't need!
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But I CAN laugh about it if it looks like someone got a smackdown for being stupid. We all do that once in a while!
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009
I confess to getting a chuckle over it every now and then :)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 16th, 2009
:):)
by The Chief on October 16th, 2009