Well, I went on a church trip one time when I was a kid and we had to sing "coke" instead of "beer". But to be different I sing "99 bottles of shampoo on the wall". Yes, I am a dork like that.

99 bottles of non-alcoholic beer on the wall.... Haha... how non-fun would that be.

Beer, and just in case you don't know the words. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall. 94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall. 92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall. 91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall. 90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall. 89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall. 88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall. 87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the wall. 86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall. 85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall. 84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall. 83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall. 82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 81 bottles of beer on the wall. 81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 80 bottles of beer on the wall. 80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 79 bottles of beer on the wall. 79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 78 bottles of beer on the wall. 78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 77 bottles of beer on the wall. 77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 76 bottles of beer on the wall. 76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 75 bottles of beer on the wall. 75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 74 bottles of beer on the wall. 74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 73 bottles of beer on the wall. 73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 72 bottles of beer on the wall. 72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 71 bottles of beer on the wall. 71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 70 bottles of beer on the wall. 70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 69 bottles of beer on the wall. 69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 68 bottles of beer on the wall. 68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 67 bottles of beer on the wall. 67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 66 bottles of beer on the wall. 66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 65 bottles of beer on the wall. 65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 64 bottles of beer on the wall. 64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 63 bottles of beer on the wall. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 62 bottles of beer on the wall. 62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 61 bottles of beer on the wall. 61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 60 bottles of beer on the wall. 60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 59 bottles of beer on the wall. 59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 58 bottles of beer on the wall. 58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 57 bottles of beer on the wall. 57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall. 56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall. 55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 54 bottles of beer on the wall. 54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 53 bottles of beer on the wall. 53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 52 bottles of beer on the wall. 52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 51 bottles of beer on the wall. 51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 50 bottles of beer on the wall. 50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 49 bottles of beer on the wall. 49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 48 bottles of beer on the wall. 48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 47 bottles of beer on the wall. 47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 46 bottles of beer on the wall. 46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 45 bottles of beer on the wall. 45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 44 bottles of beer on the wall. 44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 43 bottles of beer on the wall. 43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 42 bottles of beer on the wall. 42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 41 bottles of beer on the wall. 41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 40 bottles of beer on the wall. 40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 39 bottles of beer on the wall. 39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 38 bottles of beer on the wall. 38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 37 bottles of beer on the wall. 37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 36 bottles of beer on the wall. 36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 35 bottles of beer on the wall. 35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 34 bottles of beer on the wall. 34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 33 bottles of beer on the wall. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 31 bottles of beer on the wall. 31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 30 bottles of beer on the wall. 30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 29 bottles of beer on the wall. 29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 28 bottles of beer on the wall. 28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 27 bottles of beer on the wall. 27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 26 bottles of beer on the wall. 26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 25 bottles of beer on the wall. 25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 24 bottles of beer on the wall. 24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 23 bottles of beer on the wall. 23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 22 bottles of beer on the wall. 22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 21 bottles of beer on the wall. 21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 20 bottles of beer on the wall. 20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 19 bottles of beer on the wall. 19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall. 18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall. 17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 16 bottles of beer on the wall. 16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 15 bottles of beer on the wall. 15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 14 bottles of beer on the wall. 14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall. 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 12 bottles of beer on the wall. 12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall. 11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 9 bottles of beer on the wall. 9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall. 8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall. 7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall. 6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall. 5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall. 4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall. 2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall. 1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer. Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall. No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer. Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

breast milk

blood... peace!!!

bud

cabbage juice

moonshine

pop

nail polish eeh gads!!!!

prescription medicine

Milk.... i heard it like that on Rugrats when i was "littler".... lol

:)