by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 13th, 2009

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What would you do if your parrot kept swearing?

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  • by shadowofdeath is back on October 13th, 2009

    shadowofdeath is back

    laugh my ass off

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  • by Symbeline on October 13th, 2009

    Symbeline

    I'd be proud of him, and teach him some more swears.

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  • by 34th st. on October 13th, 2009

    34th st.

    What kind of parrot?

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  • by therapist on October 13th, 2009

    therapist

    Not invite the pastor and deacons over :0

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  • by Seeya says Dont Ever Give Up on October 24th, 2009

    Seeya  says Dont Ever Give Up

    Have him fly around a consrtuction site cussing!

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  • by scotty on October 24th, 2009

    scotty

    pliers to the head

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  • by Anonymous on October 24th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Hire him out as a stand up comedian. +5

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  • by Galeanda on October 24th, 2009

    Galeanda

    I'd really wonder where he picked it up :-)

    I know from experience that once a parrot learns something and finds it great to say, especially if it gets your attention, they will continue doing it. So I guess the best thing to do is ignore and do nothing. Don't yell, don't enter the room where they are at, just give it no attention at all. Maybe it will find something else that will get your attention in a better way.

    We once had one parrot that we let a friend with a pet store 'pet sit' for the afternoon. At the store a puppy that was wandering around got it's tail stepped on and did that blood curdling repetitive yelping. Well, that parrot really loved that sound and later that night she did that and really surprised us with it. She loved doing it and would yell l8ike that at most any time. And it really sounded like a hurt puppy. We were NOT amused! lol!!!

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  • by Anonymous on October 14th, 2009

    Anonymous

    shoot it.

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  • by Blithering on October 13th, 2009

    Blithering

    Teach him/her to say oops, slipped out--sorry.

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  • by Mikelbf2000 on October 24th, 2009

    Mikelbf2000

    Not only will I keep him he will become my most cherished pet ever!!!

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  • by Jacques on October 24th, 2009

    Jacques

    Speak to him in his own language and tell him to shut the **** up.

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  • by U C ME on October 24th, 2009

    U  C  ME

    Take it to an old peoples retirement home. they would love it.

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  • by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009

    philosopher-saint

    Call alla my buddies over to hear it, keithold?
    ;-)

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  • by LEO on October 24th, 2009

    LEO

    Does your parrot "flip-the bird" to strangers as well?

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on October 14th, 2009

    Don Gorgeous George

    I would put a dunce hat on his head and make him sit in the corner to think about his putrid choice of words.

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  • by Anonymous on October 14th, 2009

    Anonymous

    What parrot?

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  • by Just the beginning on October 14th, 2009

    Just the beginning

    I think there is a support group for that

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  • by Miss Priceless Princess fancies RUSirius on October 13th, 2009

    Miss Priceless Princess fancies RUSirius

    Put a bar of soap in its mouth, what else?

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  • by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on October 13th, 2009

    Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie

    Start laughing like crazy. I'd teach it to say Bulls**t a lot.

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