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laugh my ass off
I'd be proud of him, and teach him some more swears.
What kind of parrot?
Not invite the pastor and deacons over :0
Have him fly around a consrtuction site cussing!
pliers to the head
Hire him out as a stand up comedian. +5
I'd really wonder where he picked it up :-)
I know from experience that once a parrot learns something and finds it great to say, especially if it gets your attention, they will continue doing it. So I guess the best thing to do is ignore and do nothing. Don't yell, don't enter the room where they are at, just give it no attention at all. Maybe it will find something else that will get your attention in a better way.
We once had one parrot that we let a friend with a pet store 'pet sit' for the afternoon. At the store a puppy that was wandering around got it's tail stepped on and did that blood curdling repetitive yelping. Well, that parrot really loved that sound and later that night she did that and really surprised us with it. She loved doing it and would yell l8ike that at most any time. And it really sounded like a hurt puppy. We were NOT amused! lol!!!
shoot it.
Teach him/her to say oops, slipped out--sorry.
Not only will I keep him he will become my most cherished pet ever!!!
Speak to him in his own language and tell him to shut the **** up.
Take it to an old peoples retirement home. they would love it.
Call alla my buddies over to hear it, keithold?
;-)
Does your parrot "flip-the bird" to strangers as well?
I would put a dunce hat on his head and make him sit in the corner to think about his putrid choice of words.
What parrot?
I think there is a support group for that
Put a bar of soap in its mouth, what else?
Start laughing like crazy. I'd teach it to say Bulls**t a lot.
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Thanks Shadow,
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on October 13th, 2009
no problem
by shadowofdeath is back on October 13th, 2009
Thats what I was gonna say
by nada on October 13th, 2009
well we think alike then
by shadowofdeath is back on October 13th, 2009