If you are placed in the witness protection program, can you choose your new name? (What would you choose? Why?)
by 
Fun
ANSWERS: 19
-
I'd rename myself Beatrix Kiddo and get into the habit of carrying around a Samurai Sword at all times.
-
Max Power!
-
Smith Barney
-
If I told y'all on here I wouldn't be able to use it when I need it. Sheesh. :)
-
Troll Hater
-
Princess Diana...I'd like something unassuming.
-
I'd name myself Apple Cheesburger. And live in a shack.
-
I think I'd tell people I'm a writer, or that I took an early retirement settlement. That way I don't have to have a work routine, and I can just make money freelancing and keeping a low-key, low-stress lifestyler.
-
Oh I think I would be some old hippie who runs a groovie coffee/flower shop.
-
Single playboy millionaire and world traveler.
-
Dupe... SHAZAM!
-
right now i'm superman but i would change it to batman. (besides i'd rather be bruce wayne over clark kent any day)
-
Jason Bourne! I think his ID is free.
-
No, the U.S.Marshal Service would already have your name and new identification ready. Also, the country in which you and your family would be calling your new home. Does it work? Yes.
-
Penelope Peterpiper...don't know why, it just popped in my head! I'd also like to live in Portland and grow patunias
-
Makka Roni .
-
I doubt they'd let you pick it...you might pick some name that the mobsters can somehow link to you.
-
Dick vonhugendong
-
Garent Heartilly coz its cute ^^
RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC