by Fun on March 22nd, 2007

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If you are placed in the witness protection program, can you choose your new name? (What would you choose? Why?)

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  • by PrettyPirate on March 22nd, 2007

    PrettyPirate

    I'd rename myself Beatrix Kiddo and get into the habit of carrying around a Samurai Sword at all times.

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  • by Princess Garnet on June 9th, 2009

    Princess Garnet

    Garent Heartilly coz its cute ^^

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  • by SupaCute on June 13th, 2008

    SupaCute

    Makka Roni .

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  • by Anon on October 8th, 2007

    Anon

    Penelope Peterpiper...don't know why, it just popped in my head! I'd also like to live in Portland and grow patunias

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  • by John. on March 22nd, 2007

    John.

    I'd name myself Apple Cheesburger. And live in a shack.

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 22nd, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    Princess Diana...I'd like something unassuming.

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  • by Owner of the GD Universe on March 22nd, 2007

    Owner of the GD Universe

    Troll Hater

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  • by PDXXDP on March 22nd, 2007

    PDXXDP

    If I told y'all on here I wouldn't be able to use it when I need it. Sheesh.

    :)

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  • by tomsims on March 22nd, 2007

    tomsims

    Smith Barney

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  • by Thundercleese on March 22nd, 2007

    Thundercleese

    Max Power!

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  • by skel1977 on June 9th, 2009

    skel1977

    Dick vonhugendong

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  • by jin jang on October 8th, 2007

    jin jang

    Single playboy millionaire and world traveler.

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  • by Rescuer Treesaw on October 8th, 2007

    Rescuer Treesaw

    Oh I think I would be some old hippie who runs a groovie coffee/flower shop.

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  • by 2old2dieyoung on October 8th, 2007

    2old2dieyoung

    I think I'd tell people I'm a writer, or that I took an early retirement settlement. That way I don't have to have a work routine, and I can just make money freelancing and keeping a low-key, low-stress lifestyler.

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  • by canbfrisky on May 15th, 2010

    canbfrisky

    Your I.D. Name, Social Security card, Birth Certificate and Drivers License is already printed out and you have to learn all of it...Good idea to memorize it well !

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  • by Fun on October 8th, 2007

    Fun

    Dupe... SHAZAM!

  • by Clueless Ned on October 8th, 2007

    Clueless Ned

    right now i'm superman but i would change it to batman. (besides i'd rather be bruce wayne over clark kent any day)

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  • by DrFaroohk on March 9th, 2009

    DrFaroohk

    I doubt they'd let you pick it...you might pick some name that the mobsters can somehow link to you.

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  • by Anonymous on October 8th, 2007

    Anonymous

    No, the U.S.Marshal Service would already have your name and new identification ready.

    Also, the country in which you and your family would be calling your new home.

    Does it work?

    Yes.

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  • by Kashif- Overslept on October 8th, 2007

    Kashif- Overslept

    Jason Bourne!
    I think his ID is free.

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  • by black dove on May 15th, 2010

    black dove

    From what I've read, someone entering witness protection chooses his or her new name -- usually, this is the person's first name, combined with a made-up surname that begins with the same letter as their real last name.

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