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by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 22nd, 2007

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what do other fruits do?

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  • by donovan reynolds. on March 22nd, 2007

    donovan reynolds.

    Bananas keeps the bill collectors away.
    Star fruits keep the girl scouts away.
    Pomegranates keeps the peddlers away.
    Grapes (only the red kinds) keeps the burglars away.

    (I know all of this from experience...)

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  • by Vesper on March 22nd, 2007

    Vesper

    A banana a day keeps leg cramps away.

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  • by Mister Sister on March 22nd, 2007

    Mister Sister

    March in a gay parade.

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  • by Jade on March 22nd, 2007

    Jade

    I was going to say they formed a group and called themselves The Village People...but I would probably be accused of "bashing", which I don't do, so I will just say they help keep you "regular' and are a good source of vitamin C.

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  • by unknown on March 22nd, 2007

    unknown

    Keep the constipation away. lol

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  • by American idle on March 22nd, 2007

    American idle

    Give you the sh*ts.

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  • by Chosun One on March 22nd, 2007

    Chosun One

    watermelon keeps your ass from swellin

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  • by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 24th, 2007

    Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

    A pear a day, keeps arm pit hair away.
    A mango a day keeps your tangoing away.

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  • by jin jang on March 24th, 2007

    jin jang

    The banana keeps the psychiatrist away,a watermelon keeps the proctologist away,and grapes(for crushing to make wine) keeps the podiatrist away.

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  • by Lippycow on March 25th, 2007

    Lippycow

    bananas keep the wrinkles at bay if used as a face mask 3 times a week,prunes and figs keep you regular.

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  • by hdsquaver spark on March 24th, 2007

    hdsquaver spark

    Act like a pain, and make you call the doctor as quick as you can.

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