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Give you the sh*ts.
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Keep the constipation away. lol
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Bananas keeps the bill collectors away. Star fruits keep the girl scouts away. Pomegranates keeps the peddlers away. Grapes (only the red kinds) keeps the burglars away. (I know all of this from experience...)
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watermelon keeps your ass from swellin
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March in a gay parade.
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A banana a day keeps leg cramps away.
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I was going to say they formed a group and called themselves The Village People...but I would probably be accused of "bashing", which I don't do, so I will just say they help keep you "regular' and are a good source of vitamin C.
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Act like a pain, and make you call the doctor as quick as you can.
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A pear a day, keeps arm pit hair away. A mango a day keeps your tangoing away.
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The banana keeps the psychiatrist away,a watermelon keeps the proctologist away,and grapes(for crushing to make wine) keeps the podiatrist away.
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bananas keep the wrinkles at bay if used as a face mask 3 times a week,prunes and figs keep you regular.
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