If Helen's face could launch 1000 ships, what could your face do?
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ANSWERS: 27
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Have 2,000 men ask for my hand in marriage. Not being conceited, of course, lol. But seriously.
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Cause an auto accident...ha.ha
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Illicit strange questions from strangers. Example: Are you pregnant? (no) Did you get a boob job over the summer? (um, what?) Are you a drug lord (The heck? Jewish, white, girl) etc.
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Cause Vista to crash.
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frighten little children and gereatrics
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Call them back again. :)
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Wear makeup and make comical expressions.
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send the 1000 ships in the other direction! lol Jk
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Scare 1000 children into launching their lunch!
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Don't mind me asking but who's Helen? My face eh..? it makes people all around me feel tense because i'm almost expressionless.. My face combined with my behaviour, to some, it can even make a decent woman act very hostile, rude, even curse me.. a gentlemen become a big bad bully.. etc in short, my face brings out the bad side in anyone.. hey.. i didn't even pull a face.. Expressionlessly i just looked at them.. that's all..!! Now how am i going to score in an interview with a face like that..?? i'd get kicked out instantly i guess..
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Sink them
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Smoke 1000 cigarettes
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Break 1000 mirrors
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make 1000 people stare
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Cause a 1,000 blind men to say "What the $%^# is that?"
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Mine could sink a 1000 ships...
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my face humm makes a 1000 kids run home to momma crying what is that ugly beast . momma goes" she s the wicked witch from the west ". haha.
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Sink a 1000 ships.
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My face would launch one of those Israeli task force commando guys. Then, when I get back, I would write a boring book about it.
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Curdle milk
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Scare 'em away once they got here......
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According to my husband it could put Helen's to shame. This is completely untrue, of course; but, you can see why I fell in love with him, can't you.
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Take a thousand punches.
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Scare People!
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Like 7, maybe to go find the person who created me and be like "what the hell?"
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Shatter the Champagne bottle at the launch
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1,000 different expressions.
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