by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 21st, 2007

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If Helen's face could launch 1000 ships, what could your face do?

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by riseandconverge on March 23rd, 2007
Smoke 1000 cigarettes
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  by annabethj on March 23rd, 2007
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by Nuclear Kitten on March 22nd, 2007
send the 1000 ships in the other direction! lol Jk
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by Lippycow on March 22nd, 2007
frighten little children and gereatrics
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by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 21st, 2007
Cause Vista to crash.
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- HA. Good one
  
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  by Jodie44 on March 22nd, 2007
- It isn't like Vista needs a cause in order to crash.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on March 22nd, 2007
- Antigone, you stole my comment.
  
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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on March 23rd, 2007
- Hahaha!! Niiice!
  
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  by alcbecauseIsaidso on April 18th, 2007
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by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 23rd, 2007
Break 1000 mirrors
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by cellar-door_26 on March 21st, 2007
Illicit strange questions from strangers.

Example: Are you pregnant? (no) Did you get a boob job over the summer? (um, what?) Are you a drug lord (The heck? Jewish, white, girl) etc.
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- so you are not a pregnant, overly ample bosomed drug lord, wow, THat is what I had you pegged as with that pie as your avatar.
  
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  by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 21st, 2007
- Ah, I can't seem to get away from that persona. DARN YOU PIE AVATAR!
  
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  by cellar-door_26 on March 21st, 2007
- sorry menat to give you points, but you must be mean looking to get that persona.
  
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  by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 21st, 2007
- Sorry, what?
  
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  by cellar-door_26 on March 21st, 2007
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by jin jang on March 21st, 2007
Cause an auto accident...ha.ha
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 21st, 2007
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by Tinkabelle on March 21st, 2007
Have 2,000 men ask for my hand in marriage.
Not being conceited, of course, lol. But seriously.
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- Make that two thousand and one. ;)
  
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  by Anon on March 25th, 2007
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by Habba Wants Pizza on March 23rd, 2007
make 1000 people stare
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by Wigster78 on March 22nd, 2007
Sink them
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 22nd, 2007
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by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 22nd, 2007
Scare 1000 children into launching their lunch!
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by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on March 23rd, 2007
my face humm makes a 1000 kids run home to momma crying what is that ugly beast . momma goes" she s the wicked witch from the west ". haha.
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by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on March 23rd, 2007
Cause a 1,000 blind men to say "What the $%^# is that?"
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 23rd, 2007
- I do aim to please. And thanks for the points. I got spanked so I'm just stuck here answering.
  
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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on March 23rd, 2007
- I'm sure that that is not true but it made me laugh anyway.
  
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  by unknown on March 25th, 2007
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by Mizu.Koori on March 22nd, 2007
Don't mind me asking but who's Helen?

My face eh..?

it makes people all around me feel tense because i'm almost expressionless..

My face combined with my behaviour, to some, it can even make a decent woman act very hostile, rude, even curse me..
a gentlemen become a big bad bully.. etc

in short, my face brings out the bad side in anyone..

hey.. i didn't even pull a face..
Expressionlessly i just looked at them..
that's all..!!

Now how am i going to score in an interview with a face like that..??
i'd get kicked out instantly i guess..
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- Helen of Troy...
  
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 22nd, 2007
- owh..
  
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  by Mizu.Koori on March 22nd, 2007
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by Jodie44 on March 22nd, 2007
Wear makeup and make comical expressions.
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by AntigoneRising on March 22nd, 2007
Call them back again. :)
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by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on May 20th, 2007
1,000 different expressions.
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by Firebrand on May 18th, 2007
Shatter the Champagne bottle at the launch
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- I name this ship "Firebrand" and may God bless all who sail in her...LOL
  
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 18th, 2007
- Awwww shucks :)
  
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by faceshutup on April 18th, 2007
Like 7, maybe to go find the person who created me and be like "what the hell?"
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by alcbecauseIsaidso on April 18th, 2007
Scare People!
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by Tama Boyle on April 18th, 2007
Take a thousand punches.
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by unknown on March 25th, 2007
According to my husband it could put Helen's to shame. This is completely untrue, of course; but, you can see why I fell in love with him, can't you.
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- Keep that man....LOL
  
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  by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 18th, 2007
- I intend to.
  
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  by unknown on May 18th, 2007
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by mac1896 on March 25th, 2007
Scare 'em away once they got here......
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by CelticNomad on March 23rd, 2007
Curdle milk
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by Tamilze on March 23rd, 2007
My face would launch one of those Israeli task force commando guys. Then, when I get back, I would write a boring book about it.
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by Valparaiso on March 23rd, 2007
Sink a 1000 ships.
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by Empress of Everything Ever on March 23rd, 2007
Mine could sink a 1000 ships...
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by rtdfrmr on January 23rd, 2012
Sink half of them.
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