I'm supposed to meet a friend for dinner. Never shows up. Apologizes profusely the next day and says, "You'll never believe what happened!" What do you think happened?
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He was getting robbed: 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Robert E. Thompson woke up Saturday morning after a would-be burglar climbed his backyard fence and was met by his charging dog, Rettt, a Rottweiler and Doberman pinscher mix. Thompson heard the commotion, grabbed his .38-caliber revolver and phoned police without ever getting dressed. Story continues below ↓advertisement | your ad here Deputies say Thompson fired a warning shot as 26-year-old Jose Pasqual started to come toward him. Thompson kept his gun trained on Pasqual until deputies arrived. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32953941/ns/us_news-weird_news/ -
I think he's pregnant. :):):)
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He lost his penis. It was stolen by marauding activists and he needed to go on an epic quest to locate and retrieve it. Because we all know candlelight din dins ain't about food.
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I'm pregnant!
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Oh him ... he and I are having a fling and he was with me that night. Sorry, I should have mentioned it.
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Never show up? but I did make it to McDonalds in time and that was after being the lone surviver of the plane crash and being hit by the car on my way over. Sorry about that missing shoe though. I'll tie them better.....
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They got a better offer.
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They got a better offer
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Something must have comes up or the person changed his/her mind and thought that it was not worth it to go for dinner and spend money and time.
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