Mostly what the Bible has to share about sexuality is restrictions concerning it. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not lie with man kind as with woman kind; it is an abomination Thou shalt not lie with the beast of the field; it is an abomination And there are others. Now, what does the Bible say on the positive side? Well, the Bible is very discreet which I believe (but will not be dogmatic about) means that we should be as well. What goes on between a man and his wife behind their bedroom door should stay there. However, the Bible does have one entire book dedicated to the example of a loving physical relationship: the Song of Solomon. If you are looking for answers on this subject, I would suggest starting there but for our purposes here I will summarize with what I think it means: you should bask in the physical pleasures and indulge yourselves thoroughly in your love for one another. Sex is a marvelous gift of God to a married couple: the consumate expression of their love for each other. It is not a dirty word or an unclean act in the right context. Like so many other things in our world though, Satan and our sin have taken one of God's beautiful gifts and warped and distorted it beyond what it was intended. Instead, we should wallow in the love and pleasure that our spouses give us giving glory to God for His wedding gift to His children.

Apparently, a really sexy woman has hair made of goats, teeth that look like really fertile sheep, and breasts that look like deer eating flowers. She also should have a cup for a belly-button, that's VERY hot! Look up the song of solomon, it's a riot.

In a nutshell: No same sex stuff. No animals. One man, one woman for the rest of their natural lives and what goes on behind the bedroom door between them is nobodys business.

Which brand of Christianity do you refer to? http://www.sexinchrist.com/

In short most has been answered here, but the thing is (which many hard-core "christians" want to go against), God invented humans to be sexual beings! its part of the anatomy and instilled natural tendencies in both genders. The problem is, its designed to be special between two people, and is abused and tainted by humanity's fail attitude and stupidity, "...The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body...Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said 'the two will become one flesh' ..." [I Corinthians 6:13-16] "The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife. Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control." [I Corinthians 7:3-5] These are just a couple I have in my vast stock, I did my homework back in the day, feel free to talk to me anytime if you want, >outside of AB.< or who knows, maybe even email. or something.

That Jesus loves your womb and wants you to have as many children as possible. :)

Nothing. I'm sure God has something to say about it though.

Because if they restrict on that all those bigwigs in the churches will be in trouble. 20% f the wealth of the churches is spent on resolving cases against it's priests on abusive relationships.

It says that it is completely against it. They forbid sexual desire and sexual relationships. They have nothing good to say about it. Christianity is a threat to stupid people's lives. Live free and enjoy as much sex as you want for it is what makes life so special.

If you put the penis into a person that is not Christian you are bad. If you put the penis into a vagina that is not yours with a ring on it, you are bad. If you enjoy it too much and do it too often you are bad.