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Tell him to do the dishes or get a job no one lives in my house for free.
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well I would make him make em some cookies!!!!!!!
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Definately make him clean. And maybe he can help get rid of my other troll of a room mate.
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It depends on what kind of elf. Maybe it was a house elf. If it was a house elf I would have him or her get to work, my house is a mess! If it was just an elf hiding out, I would find out why it is hiding in my house. I think I would be happy to have a friend, and I would show him off because it would be cool to have an elf live in my house.
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Put him in the garden and tell him to stay still and watch the house while I'm gone.
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Unearth him and feed him to the neighbour's dog. What business does an elf have in my house? He can clear off, that's for sure
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I have no idea what the implications of that would be, so for now I'll go with the safe answer of: "exactly what I'd do if there weren't an elf living in my house"
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I'm not quite sure. I don't know if I'll kill it or try to make friends with it.
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Introduce it to my dashing pet gnome Boris. Hopefully it'll turn out to be a lady elf, they'll fall in love, breed, and I'll end up with a bunch of cute little Elf/Gnome hybrid children running around my house.
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Give it a piece of my clothing but say it doesn't have to leave if it doesn't want to. I don't want an elf who is a slave im my house.
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first i would wonder if the elf was a gourmet cook, if so I would ask it to stay in the master bedroom. If it was just your run of the mill elf, it could have the guest bedroom. I would limit the TV time, all play makes the elf a grumpy elf. I would have the elf mow the lawn, a rake the leaves and the other garden duties that I done seem to have time for.
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If he didn't give good back massages, I'd sell him.
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I think they make great friends I thought everyone had one!!!!!!!!!
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