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by -Linz- on March 20th, 2007

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Lets say an elf was living in your house, what would you do?

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  • by Fun on March 20th, 2007

    Fun

    Definately make him clean. And maybe he can help get rid of my other troll of a room mate.

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  • by strongARM on March 20th, 2007

    strongARM

    well I would make him make em some cookies!!!!!!!

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  • by thinkin on March 20th, 2007

    thinkin

    Tell him to do the dishes or get a job no one lives in my house for free.

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  • by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 20th, 2007

    Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

    first i would wonder if the elf was a gourmet cook, if so I would ask it to stay in the master bedroom. If it was just your run of the mill elf, it could have the guest bedroom. I would limit the TV time, all play makes the elf a grumpy elf. I would have the elf mow the lawn, a rake the leaves and the other garden duties that I done seem to have time for.

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  • by hdsquaver spark on March 20th, 2007

    hdsquaver spark

    Give it a piece of my clothing but say it doesn't have to leave if it doesn't want to. I don't want an elf who is a slave im my house.

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  • by RFlagg on March 20th, 2007

    RFlagg

    Introduce it to my dashing pet gnome Boris.

    Hopefully it'll turn out to be a lady elf, they'll fall in love, breed, and I'll end up with a bunch of cute little Elf/Gnome hybrid children running around my house.

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  • by e.frazier on March 20th, 2007

    e.frazier

    I'm not quite sure. I don't know if I'll kill it or try to make friends with it.

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  • by Blar on March 20th, 2007

    Blar

    I have no idea what the implications of that would be, so for now I'll go with the safe answer of: "exactly what I'd do if there weren't an elf living in my house"

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  • by Biggie15 on March 20th, 2007

    Biggie15

    Unearth him and feed him to the neighbour's dog. What business does an elf have in my house? He can clear off, that's for sure

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  • by Barcaluv on March 20th, 2007

    Barcaluv

    Put him in the garden and tell him to stay still and watch the house while I'm gone.

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  • by Penny The Wise on March 20th, 2007

    Penny The Wise

    It depends on what kind of elf. Maybe it was a house elf. If it was a house elf I would have him or her get to work, my house is a mess! If it was just an elf hiding out, I would find out why it is hiding in my house. I think I would be happy to have a friend, and I would show him off because it would be cool to have an elf live in my house.

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  • by SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR on September 18th, 2007

    SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR

    I think they make great friends I thought everyone had one!!!!!!!!!

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  • by Shelby on September 18th, 2007

    Shelby

    If he didn't give good back massages, I'd sell him.

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