I want to be the next Neil Diamond. What is the first step that I need to take?
by 
Payton Parker
ANSWERS: 9
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Aquire the ability to appear talented.
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Plastic surgery and steal his identity.
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Practice your singing, take singing lessons if possible, start or join a local band and become popular on a local basis. When you get this far, write back and I'll tell you the next step.
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A legal name change.
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* Go to your nearest shrink, FAST! * (No truly, practice, practice & practice, PP. Neil Diamond?? Really?? lol!)
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realize you are about 35 years too late ...
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I thought it was pretty easy to effect an official change of name!
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I love Neil Diamond!! I don't know Payton.... LOL Somehow I just don't see you as ND Not that I don't love you too, but you just don't seem like a Neil Diamond. Okay, first thing, get a real sexy voice.... If you don't already have one, that is. I think I'll quit now.... lol
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write some music.
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