by malevolentbutticklis on September 17th, 2009

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Is there anything illegal to do to a goldfish?

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  • by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on September 17th, 2009

    Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin

    allowing them to race Nascar vehicles without training/

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  • by Big Dan on September 17th, 2009

    Big Dan

    Smoke it

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  • by t3naciousV on September 17th, 2009

    t3naciousV

    sodomy. +2

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  • by Sandman on September 20th, 2009

    Sandman

    Those damned non-native fish are probably carrying bombs; they're going to blow up our local fish, and our cats as well.

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  • by Sandman on September 20th, 2009

    Sandman

    "illegal to introduce non-native fish into the wild, and to introduce fish without consent."
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    Willie, do I have your consent to introduce you to Meg?
    Meg, would you like to meet Willie?
    Come on, now, she's a really nice fish, and a Tory.
    He's got a reputation for treating girl fish like divas.
    OK, then, Meg, this is Willie; Willie, meet Meg.
    No, wait! Meg's mother hasn't given her consent.
    Oh, I'm in trouble with the law now.

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  • by DudeLer 2 on September 17th, 2009

    DudeLer 2

    its illegal to eat one. because they could kill you. if you died as a result, you could be arrested.

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  • by RC loves ice cream on September 17th, 2009

    RC loves ice cream

    Strap explosives to them and train them to blow up ships?

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  • by Sandy - Sand on September 17th, 2009

    Sandy - Sand

    In the UK it's illegal to release them into the wild.

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  • by pouncey on September 17th, 2009

    pouncey

    boil it alive, film it and post it on the internet.

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  • by true love conquers all on September 17th, 2009

    true love conquers all

    torture them

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  • by overeducated on September 17th, 2009

    overeducated

    Put it in someone's food secretly.

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  • by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on September 17th, 2009

    CaRbOnPrOdUcK is  Baccuss

    Sodimize them.

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  • by R U Sirius on September 17th, 2009

    R U Sirius

    Don't know about a goldfish but I would'nt give a pirrhana a joint. Would'nt want him to get the munchies without any food around....

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  • by Lt. Shinysides on September 17th, 2009

    Lt. Shinysides

    I'm sure kanye could think of a few things

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