Is there anything illegal to do to a goldfish?
by 
malevolentbutticklis
ANSWERS: 14
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sodomy. +2
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Smoke it
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I'm sure kanye could think of a few things
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Don't know about a goldfish but I would'nt give a pirrhana a joint. Would'nt want him to get the munchies without any food around....
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Sodimize them.
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allowing them to race Nascar vehicles without training/
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Put it in someone's food secretly.
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torture them
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boil it alive, film it and post it on the internet.
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In the UK it's illegal to release them into the wild.
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Strap explosives to them and train them to blow up ships?
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its illegal to eat one. because they could kill you. if you died as a result, you could be arrested.
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"illegal to introduce non-native fish into the wild, and to introduce fish without consent." . Willie, do I have your consent to introduce you to Meg? Meg, would you like to meet Willie? Come on, now, she's a really nice fish, and a Tory. He's got a reputation for treating girl fish like divas. OK, then, Meg, this is Willie; Willie, meet Meg. No, wait! Meg's mother hasn't given her consent. Oh, I'm in trouble with the law now.
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Those damned non-native fish are probably carrying bombs; they're going to blow up our local fish, and our cats as well.
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