ANSWERS: 5
  • I wish i could be you, so I could be friends with me. i don't know i thought it was worth a chuckle.
  • i have two. i am a fiend, according to my banana. and hello. you have reached tiffany sympathy service. press 1 for agreement sympathy. press 2 for "aww-no-its-okay" sympathy. 1. ohhh man, your life SUCKS.
  • One of my AIM away messages says "OMG I am doing housework. Dishes or something, maybe someone finally lost the 'who can balance trash on top of the can' game, and I had to clean it up." Another one says "I am cooking supper. Does opening a can of spaghetti Os count as cooking?"
  • Q: What starts with a "F" and ends with an "UCK"? A: Firetruck - I don't go on messenger anymore... I did a lot a few years ago... when everything was funny to me. Now it's not that funny... but it's worth a mention =)
  • *Poof* be gone, Your breath is too strong! *Poof* i'm back, I've found a tic-tac. - i actually made this one and thought itwazkinda funny if u thinks it rockz rate plz

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