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Cuddle with it. ^^;
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teach it his name...it takes patience put him in a ball pick him up and give him treats cuddle him
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Go for walks, have a beer, go shopping for new tread mills for the two of you, maybe just sit and enjoy a quiet meal.
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Oh no! This question reminds me of an old South park I watched when I was a teenager. The amazing journey of Tiddlewinks I think it was called, it involved some homosexual references to small animals. Pretty nasty stuff. Anyways, I use to have 5 gerbils. They make great pets. They very rarely bite and they are pretty cuddly. Just make sure you don't put them in a plastic hamster cage! I learned that the hard way. My gerbils chewed a huge hole in it in a matter of hours, broke out and chewed a hole in our couch. We had to cut the bottom of the couch out to get them.
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This
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You mean legally & morally?! ;-)
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Well, Richard, besides the things that have already occured to you, you can also see them on a most awesome website!! Enjoy! +5 http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/64-gerbil_in_a_microwave http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/142-joe_fish
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