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  • I was running backwards and sideways....
  • I don't know if it's bizarre, but I broke my rib with the cast already on my arm during a playground football game.
  • i sprained 2 fingers by triping off the bed of a truck into pavement
  • i was drunk and trying to be a bada**. i was in my yard trying to do flips and i fell and hurt my brain. it felt all giggly and i had to get a catscan. a lesson to younger people: don't drink. yeah. not that cool.
  • i was doing wheelies on my motorcycle (see pic) when i stood up on the pegs, the bike flipped with me, i fell of, broke the 2 bones in ma forearm, it required, 3 metal plates, 8 screws, and 2 titanium rods, ad i broke my pinky, now i cant straighten it... fun stuff
  • I shot myself in the leg....And then stabbed myself in the hand. LOL They were both accidents.
  • all the time , iam soooo accedent prone .
  • yes..i slipped on a kumquat and fractured my left ankle bone...part of it protruded through the skin! was in a cast for 2 months...followed by 2 more months of rehablitation..since then, ive given up eating kumquats
  • My 1 year old daughter gave me a headbutt and broke my nose.
  • I slipped on a piece of ice at a indoor concert and bumped down 10 row's and slammed my foot straight into the cement wall - Ouch is right
  • i do it all the time. the most bizarre time was probably when i sprained my knee by tripping over an in-ground sprinkler.
  • My friend Ken once did a jump off a tabletop jump in the woods by my house. I was standing about 15 feet from the jump, off to the side. He lost the bike in mid air and the bike hit me sprocket-first in the ribs, breaking 4.
  • When i was like 4 or 5, I was playing catch with my sister. Not with a ball, with me. I mean, i used to jump off the bed to her and she would catch me. But once, i was playin as usual and i jumped. At the same time, my mum called my sister and she turned to the side i went across her and BANG! i hit my head on the door(look at pic,try clicking the pic for better detail). I was bleeding profusely and needed 7 or 8 stitches.i dont exactly remember all this. my mum told me wat had hapnd.
  • as a kid purposely left my thumb into a table fan....the scar remains....still dont know what was going on in my head at that time
  • Yes. I soaked clothes with gasoline to remove tar--I was working on a roofing job. I rinsed them with a garden hose and hung them outside for two days. When I went to wash them in the washing machine, the fumes came up through the water. When the machine began to agitate, a spark ignited the fumes and a tower a flame shot out. I was leaning over the machine to add more soap at the time. Two weeks in the hospital.
  • i'm not sure that any of my injuries have ever been "normal" ;) lol! but a couple of the more unusual i can remember right now. while jumping on the bed while a kid with the lights out, missed the bed (duh! couldn't see it!) hit the bed rail with my left cheek (not the facial one! lol!), it's still has a lump and i'm in my early 40's! lol! while riding down a hill on my bike the front wheel fell off (wtf!). my dad was following me, he said i was upside down, still on my bike, mi head about 5 feet off the ground! yeah, i landed head first, still holding the bike ;) a recent one, while at work (i used to pick up residential recycling) i dropped an aluminum can, it rolls under the truck so i leaned over to pick it up. when i raised back up i hit the back of my head on the truck with such force i got 4 stitches and it knocked me out cold! yeah, when i get hurt, i do it so it's entertaining ;) lol!!!
  • Yes I have. I have intentionally skinned about a centimeter deep of flesh off of my forearm with a razor.
  • Yes, i was walking backwards and turned around right into a metal pole and broke my nose..hmmm
  • Trying to race my brother on foot while he was on a bike. I got in front of him, tripped and fell and he ran his bike right over me. Ego was injured. That was about it.
  • no, but my brother bit his tongue wen he was 2, it was 3/4 off and bled alot, it was just hanging ther! but he went 2 the docs and got some wierd healing cream stuff insted of stitches cos they wud hav had 2 nock him out and he threw a fit every time they tried 2 inject or feed him the stuff 2 put him 2 sleep.
  • i have
  • sooo many frickin times... I stepped off of a step and my foot went into a coke can box (you know the cardboard boxes that the drinks come in) and slipped, fell down and fractured a bone in my foot. another time i was sliding down a banister at school, we were taping it for a movie for drama class, and refractured the same bone in my foot. I fell off a horse and landed on my neck, bounced and rolled, left me unconcious and paralyzed for a few minutes. most recently I tripped up a staircase and have refractured the bone in my foot again.
  • Well, this is quite bizarre and didn't really injure me badly but it's true. I once woke up and felt a pain in my right knee. I turned on the lamp and saw something about 1/2 an inch long sticking out of my knee. I reached down and pulled it out and discovered it was a toothpick! Don't know how it got there. It must have been in my bed I suppose but I didn't have any toothpicks in the house. It remains a mystery to this day. lol
  • I was climbing down a tree once and caught my back on barbed wire...but I said I fell off the tree to make it sound cooler.
  • I jumped off a counter when I was a kid and filled a stool over. A screw from the stool went right into my knee. That was a pain that lingered.
  • Hmm...i nearly sliced a nipple off on a sharp piece of metal posing as a handrail that i fell against, but the itchy scab for weeks after was the worse part!

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