Has anyone ever played "the dozens" (otherwise known as "yo mama is so....") insult game and if so? What is you favorite "yo mama" comeback line?
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Nellie Wise Gamgee
ANSWERS: 8
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Yo mama's so fat that when she went swimming the ocean the whales started singing "We are family!"
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yo mama so skinny she could use a cheerio as a hula hoop
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Yo mumma so fat when she sung, it was over, and when she stood up she caused a total eclipse of the sun for 10billion years.
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Yo mama so ugly, i said she SOOOOOO UGLY, she look out the window aand got arrested fo' moonin'!!!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out.
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ya mums so fat that when she jumped she caused the earth to fall down to hell
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Your momma is sooooo fat she has her own ordit!!
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Yo Mama/Daddy so OLD, they know all of the "Yo Mama/Daddy jokes"...
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