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by Nellie Wise Gamgee on March 19th, 2007

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Has anyone ever played "the dozens" (otherwise known as "yo mama is so....") insult game and if so? What is you favorite "yo mama" comeback line?

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  • by Shine_The_Light on March 19th, 2007

    Shine_The_Light

    Yo mumma so fat when she sung, it was over, and when she stood up she caused a total eclipse of the sun for 10billion years.

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  • by Chosun One on March 19th, 2007

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    yo mama so skinny she could use a cheerio as a hula hoop

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  • by doodlethenoodle on March 19th, 2007

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    Yo mama's so fat that when she went swimming the ocean the whales started singing "We are family!"

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  • by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on March 27th, 2007

    Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today

    Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out.

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  • by ninjatoast on March 27th, 2007

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    Yo mama so ugly, i said she SOOOOOO UGLY, she look out the window aand got arrested fo' moonin'!!!

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  • by yummy_mummy on March 12th, 2009

    yummy_mummy

    Your momma is sooooo fat she has her own ordit!!

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  • by prisoner on September 13th, 2009

    prisoner

    Yo Mama/Daddy so OLD, they know all of the "Yo Mama/Daddy jokes"...

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  • by 001merp on March 12th, 2009

    001merp

    ya mums so fat that when she jumped she caused the earth to fall down to hell

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