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Smurphy
ANSWERS: 10
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A crayon.
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I once had a gnat fly up my nose and I could feel it buzzing around it there. It was down right creepy.
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What tonight? A peanut, though I am considering shoving a button mushroom up there at some point. Never know, get my nose hot enough and I might be able to sautee it!
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My KIDS finger!
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Back in the day, before safety was considered much of an issue in kid's toys, namely the late 1960's, I had a set of blocks made of styrofoam. They were awesome fun. Light. Colorful. And I could pick them into small pieces, stuff them up my 3 year old nose and blow the bits back out again for dramatic effect. Until THAT DAY when it all went pear-shaped and the bits got stuck. Well I did not want to tell my mom about it because, well, she had a teensy bit of a bad temper and a few days later, it was getting really yucky in there. I ended up in the pediatrician's office having my nose evacuated by an amazed Dr Cahill. Mom was really mad but did not sue as I recall. I was unable to sit for a few days from the tanning my hide got.
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A bug - and it burnt my nose
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Ugh, a rubber band. I was three. I pitched hell in the ER. So much, that they couldn't get it out. I spit it up the next day. Yes, SPIT it up.
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pebble and a pencil eraser
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A black polyester neck tie. Rather scarey, the things boredome can do to you...
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RICE! My sis made me laugh today and I got rice up my nose, a whole mouth full. I was blowing my nose and hacking it up for a good 15 min. I'm still not sure if I got it all.
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