Complete: I have a ____ and I'm not afraid to use it!
by 
ArchieandJughead
ANSWERS: 42
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I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it anymore
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GADUNK GADUNK! :)
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bar of soap
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fill-in-the-blank question
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pancreas!
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I have a GUN and I'm not afraid to use it! This would be shouted only at a time when I was desperately afraid. (It would also be a lie because I don't have a gun and I certainly don't know how to use one!)
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Stapler.
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penis
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Tax Refund
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large chicken bacon burrito with a side of sour cream and guacamole and a large diet coke with no ice
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I have large breasts, and I am not afraid to use them!
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roll of duct tape! out of my way if you value your life.
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keyboard
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trigger-happy finger and a areosoft gun!
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Brain
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I have a lint roller and I'm not afraid to use it!
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toothbrush
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attitude
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an adult toy,
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Actually, while sleeping in a ground floor bedroom in East Hampton, I heard a man trying to open a window from the deck. I shouted to my wife: "Get me the shotgun, honey, Im going to blast this bastard." He took off at a gallop and left a gunny sack with the proceeds of a previous burglary of the house next door. Of course, there was no gun.
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A brain
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Brain.
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Brain.
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Banana
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I have a brain and im not affraid to use it. . . Usually.
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I have a Paris Hilton CD and I'm not afraid to use it!! Your ears have been warned.
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temper
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knowledge of genealogy...( it would get rid of many a bandit!
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microphone
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....electric shock machine.....well actually I am afraid to use it
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remote control!
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I have an education and I'm not afraid to use it!
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an attitude a fish a baseball bat a mouth steel-toe boots keyboard .22 boyfriend (I know that sounds really bad, but he's my bodyguard!) lampshade crayon army stapler paper-mache head Okay, I'm done.... for now!
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An encyclopedic dictionary. :] (It's incredibly thick and heavy... knowledge hurts. lol )
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gearstick
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I have an irritable, slightly senile house cat and I'm not afraid to use it! You have been warned, now stand down or suffer the wrath of Ginger!
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smokin' hot avatar (I am, however, reluctant to change it!)
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badonkadonk
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Uterus
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I have A rubber ducky and im not afraid to use it!
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Weapon of Mass Destruction--Hear that George!
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quick wit
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