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  • I went out for dinner about 4 or 5 months ago with my dad's parents. Half way though telling me about my father and how wonderful he is, they stood me up and my grandad told me I had 'mothering hips' (?!) and my grandmother told the waiter that they were hoping for grandchildren soon and winked at him. WINKED! What the f*ck is wrong with these people?!?!
  • I only have one living grandparent, and she's really cool. She's the "carpe diem" type - loves art, music, cuisine, travel. Reads Vogue, watches trendy TV shows. I can think of one incident though, about 8 years ago. We were at the mall, and I wanted to buy a bracelet. During this time period, the cool thing to say was "bomb diggity". So, we walked up to the cashier (who happened to be a GORGEOUS guy), and I handed him the bracelet. My grandma, trying to be cool, asks him, "Isn't this bracelet the bomb DOGGITY?" He gave her the weirdest look. It was funny.
  • About 8 yrs. ago i went out to eat with my grandparents and my parents and it was right after valentines day and my grandpa asked us if we would like to see what my grandma gave him for valentines day we said yes and in the middle of a busy restaurant he pulled his pants down far enough to see his heart boxers she got him. People starred at us the rest of the night.
  • My grandmother was schizophrenic. She did a million embarrassing and amusing things, as she truly was crazy. She was my favourite though :)
  • I only had one grandparent and she would hug you into her breast so hard you could hardly breathe....
  • My Grandparents are the best, I love them to death. They are hilarious! My Nanny is about 300lbs and my Papa is about 120lbs. He's always cutting up and carrying on. One night I had one of my boyfriends over at the house. We were sitting there watching wrestling with my Papa. Then Nanny walks into the room, and goes over to her chair. As she was sitting down, Papa made a fart noise with his toungue, and Nanny actually thought that she had farted... It was so funny. She said,"Excuse me." We almost died from laughter.
  • As a teenager, I was assisting my grandfather in a furniture pick-up for a client of his upholstering business. It was a stately mansion, the door answered by a maid who showed us what piece of furniture was to be redone. The homeowner called to talk to my grandfather while we were there, and I just about sank through the floor when he asked, "Do you ever get lost in this big house?"
  • my gram- chewed me out about my life choices(ie. major, girlfriend, other personal things) in a restaurant where i knew all the waiters (as friends). my grandfather- cant take him anywhere without him telling the same 12 stories over and over again, with the same jokes about everything and the emphasis on the same syllables... hes a very well rehearsed man, he just needs some new material... he finds it necessary to tell the same stories to random people he meets. i love him like hell though. my grandmother- shes incredible, very quiet and has never embarassed me publicly, however she has this looming presence and when shes around my friends dont want anything to do with it... shes a very sweet woman though.
  • I am a child of the '60s and by age 10 or so I already had pretty long hair. My grandpa hated it, he was an old-school farmer. My mom left me to spend the day with my grandparents and my grandpa took me to the "good ol fashioned barber shop" and made me get a buzz job. It was horrible. My friends thought it was the funniest thing ever.

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