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Hurry, get back...it could be contagious...
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"want one?"
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Come on, you know you wanna try it.
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Do you ever knock?????
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I told you I'm freaky.
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"Hey babe." If she asks why I have green beans up my nose, I'd probably tell her that tomorrow is green bean day at work and we're all supposed to do it all day, I was just practicing.
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Have you tried pinto beans?
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Yes, may I help you?
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"....what?....It looked funny =)"
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Somebody put a damn bean in my cocaine!
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Mine would just tell me its an improvement and continue doing whatever it was she was doing.
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Do you smell something?
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Don't hate. I know I'm sexy.
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Why would I put green beans up my nose in the first place?
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and you wondered where last nights food came from...hahah just doing my part for going green/ you know save the world and all that stuff (sniffle)+2
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Eternal television pharmacy beers have arrived! Prepare for public discourse! and then I would start running around the room making "zooom" noises.
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DON'T JUDGE ME!
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"And you love my weirdness, so stop staring"
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Looks like my sneeze has crystalized!
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This is the last time that I get Green Giant nasal spray!
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"I AM THE WALRUS!!"
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I just wink at him with that come hither look. ROFL!!!
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How are you dressed at the time?
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The buffet is now open!
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Grab her (or him) and tell her (or him) "There are unfavorable omens in the sky!"
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Tell me the truth..........do you think these are overdoing the accessories for this outfit. Should I leave the ones in my ears....or not? lol
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This is what you chose to go out with, I hope you're happy.
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I would say, "Martha Stewart tells us to be more creative with leftovers ... so that's what I'm doing!!"
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How do you like my new look? +5
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"Here... now you try!"
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"You should have seen me with the asparagus shoots."
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