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You are being punished by Almighty Gawd, because in your previous life, you were a naughty little dog or cat, and punishment for that, is to live as a human being. You have my sympathies, of course. I used to be an eagle, until I took a dump on a Fiat while flying in Italy. +5
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007 had put micro chips on the bottom of your shoes. Now the world must wait for their return ! haha
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Ah...can you stop with just your own ? Once you've had that first taste....well, who knows if the rest of the socks and shoes are safe. But really my dear, it's for your own good {as I quickly hide my favorite shoes behind my back} Now about your puppy memories....
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i got lonely and asked them to bring me someone to keep me company +5
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Was it worth it? The shoes and socks? That cannot have tasted good at all. That's why you have been placed with the rest of us misfits.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT!!!
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You were obviously sent here to set an example for all the banister eaters, to save us from perdition.
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I've heard that you can't keep Jews in a Padded Room; they'll eat the "lox."
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I think it was the fact that all you were wearing at the time was the shoes and socks. Not your typical Church service attire. The good news is all the parishioners are praying for your swift recovery and passed the plate to raise funds to have that unfortunate mole removed!
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I'm sure there's a reasonable explainat - are you looking at my feet?
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