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Yep. EVERYONE knows it takes *AT LEAST* 83 jumping jacks!! DUH!!
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rofl. Yes. You're pregnant. Clearly not enough Purell. I suggest replacing the syringe with a turkey baster. You may also want to try having your lover strap you into a centrifuge, with your head at the center.
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I don't know about you. You might ask a rabbit.
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LOL....purell!!!! Hehehehehe :-D
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LOlOlHAhaHAhAhaaalAOlaoalahaaHa!!! Yes, you could be, so next time use Bleach instead of Purell!
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Dear stupid, where did you get your sex education???? Instead of finding out about whether you are pregnant or not, check for STD's. I can't believe you had 17 partners last month!!! How insecure are you??? Purell???? I'm surprised you still have a vagina. If you are that stupid, I hope to God you are not pregnant. Grow up, and do yourself a favor and get educated.
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It depends if you put shoes on your hands. And by the way, the baby comes out of your belly button so make sure to stretch it out and draw a happy face on your belly so it will make the baby happy. LOL!
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Nah I doubt it. Your probably just paranoid.
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