ANSWERS: 33
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Find out who Lindsey Lohan is.
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Become a folk singer.
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Shop
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buy myself a house and a car and some nice clothes and then i'll turn immediately back into myself.
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dump samantha ronsen and find me a sexy woman. or kill myself. Whichever comes first.
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Quit Hollyweird for good and go on a spiritual quest to add meaning to my extremely shallow existance.
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I assume you mean AFTER I finish jonesing for my next hit, right? After that I'd kick her dad in the face, tell her mom to stop living through her children, and go into hiding somewhere in Europe. Done, and done! Oh and keep the red hair, for pete's sake. That blonde crap is so not for her. Everyone knows redheads are the most gorgeous women ;)
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I WOULD LOOK FOR THE SHORTEST WAY TO BE ABSOLUTELY MYSELF AGAIN!
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Go make an HIV blood test.
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shoot myself
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Masturbate... a lot. Imagine... Masturbating to the thought of yourself.
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eat! and then go find a MAN to have sex with. haha.
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Wake up, take a look in the mirror seeing my moral decay and decide amphetamines would help *gulp* but of cours life is a balancing act, so to the liqour cabinet for vodka. Hook up with a stud of a man in the bar/club @ 3 am take him home and "play bf and gf" then my feelings are hurt so more liquour.
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Dump Sam.
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play with myself
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marry the old me with a prenup stating that he gets EVERYTHING ...
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kill myself.
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Dye my hair back to red.
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Immediately after sending a big chunk of change to my true self and several friends I would POOF back hehe
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Film myself masturbating...
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buy some skinny people clothes!!
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Dye my hair back to red and gain a little weight. I wouldn't mind looking like Lindsay. She was pretty in 2004, before she lost all the weight.
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Apologize to the world for being such a twit, then donate all of my money to charity....;-D...
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After sobbing uncontrollably for an hour, the first thing I'd do is go and treat myself to a shopping spree on her credit card =)
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Bribe my favorite author with money so I could see the rough draft of Crocodile Tears before everyone else, lol. ^_^
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I know very little about her but given the answers here I'd be tempted to .... remind myself I'm only 22/23 (?) years old and haven't done that irrevocably badly in life all things considered. I'd then call drew Barrymore for pointers on the road back to the good stuff.
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Make sure my dogs still knew who I was and then find the SOB that did it.
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Grab my boobs.
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Eat food to get back to the mean girls weight.
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find a different girlfirend
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I'd go straight.
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Find the nearest mirror and get undressed.
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cry.. why would i want to be her? then.. eat so much cake and junk food.. then.. donate alll her designer clothes to charity
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