Why did the bear croos the road?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 9
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To show the possum it could be done.
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there was a sale on salmon across the street
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he had the green light
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He seen a Trash Bin on the other side?
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The big man thought he was still in protected bear country!
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To eat the chicken.
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The bear saw a rabbit taking a dump across the street. He crossed the street to take one too. He asked the rabbit "excuse me, do you have a problem with s*it sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said, "Why no, I do not." So the bear wiped his a*s with the rabbit. I have to acknowledge that I am quoting from a Eddy Murphy comedy routine in order to avoid plagiarism. +5
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to F%$K the $hit outta the sexy bear on the otherside. ?
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to get to me so i can drink it :) YUM
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