Is there any viable answer to your significant other asking "Does this (article of clothing) make me look fat?"
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Old School
ANSWERS: 19
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haha if that makes you look fat i must be a sumo wrestler. i'd say something like that, get the girl laughing a bit. laughter is the cure for everything.
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choice of two 1. You don't like your partner very much and want rid Q does this item of clothing make me look fat A No you already looked fat before you put it on 2. You absolutely adore your partner Q does this item of clothing make me look fat A Oh darling, it enhances your already perfect physique, I love it, take it off and make mad passionate love to me you gorgeous angel
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When my sisters ask me if their pants make their butt look big, I always say "No. It's not the pants that make your butt look big, it's your butt" Try that with your woman, Old School. I'm sure she'll appreciate that kind of honesty ; ) Of course, that depends on how confident or sensitive your significant other is. Let us know how it goes.
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No, you look absolutely wonderful my darling. Now come over here and kiss me you impetuous fool!
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No. You lie. Lie lie lie.
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I would say ' well it certainly fits the contours of your gorgeous body well darling ' as that is sort of offensive and yet non-offensive at the same time.
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Well, one type of clothing comes to mind... those hideous 'dresses' that old navy is peddling. They make you look pregnant. I'm not afraid to say it.
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I'd say, "honey. i love you in red, why not wear that red dress"? Hopefully, she will not remember that the red dress is a size larger
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I made it very plain to my wife early in our relationship that I would not lie to her if she asked me a question like this. She usually has a very good sense of style and knows how to dress herself, but sometimes something just doesn't work, and if she asks me, I'll tell her so. I won't be mean, but I'll tell her why that particular garment isn't flattering on her. I also receive the same frankness from her as well, which I greatly appreciate.
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"Oh, please, you look good in ANYthing"..
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I have told my wife when asked this that she would look great in a burlap sack.
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Diversion is key: "Damn, have you seen my cell phone?"
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If you know what's good for you, you will say, no of course not. ;-)
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If it is a really bad fashion disaster, and she normally looks good, just say something like 'no, i don't think it makes you look fat at all, but the.... looks so amazing on you, i think you should wear that instead' That way you also show that you are attentive, and have noticed what's in her wardrobe, and what looks good on her...which you have, right?
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If someone asks you "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" You answer "It's not the pants".
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yes, there is, actually. see, if a woman is fat, it's not the clothing that is "making" her "look" that way. she looks that way because she is. so, you can honestly say "no", whether she's fat or skinny as a tiwg!
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just say yes and be done with it.
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When my wife and I were dating and it was apparent that we were going to make a life together, we had a conversation. I told her never to ask me a question to which she did not want an honest answer. She has, on occasion, asked me this very question. I have been honest every time I've answered it. Not mean, just honest. The vast majority of the time, she looks great. But there have been times when the article of clothing in question doesn't fit as it was intended. When that happens, and she asks, I tell her so. She appreciates my honesty, I get to tell the truth, we still get groovy that night with no ill feelings and the daisies are in bloom. All is right with the world.
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There is only one viable answer: "No." Although it is sometimes acceptable to say, "You look good in both, but I like the others better."
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