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You look like i need a drink!
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A women's t-shirt that said in very very small letters "Stop staring at my tits".
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i own it, and it goes: "when i went to the store, i saw this shirt in the young men's clothing section. i started to read what it said and when i got about half way through the message printed on the front, i realized it didn't really say anything. i felt stupid. then i thought, if i buy this shirt, other people will stand there and read it and they'll feel stupid too. so i bought it and now you are standing there reading it. you musst feel really stupid." people stop me all the time to read it
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Don't look at me, I voted for the other guy.
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Jesus is coming .... Look busy
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes (Then when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.)"
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My shirt has a picture of a donuts and a police. It says, "I'm hiding from the cops".
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Waitress Wanted
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Idontgoto University
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I'M BRIAN AND SO'S MY WIFE from life of brian... monty python.
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