ANSWERS: 28
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Laugh my a## off.
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Come on in, we're all nuts here!
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I'd say, "Hello, Satine the Nutcase" and invite you in for a drink.
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Say "Sorry, I already fill that position, and do a damn good job of it!" Then pull the pie I've been hiding behind my back and throw it in your face.
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I'd say come on in - I'm a nut case to - lol
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You would be pretending to be someone else, so I would not let you in.
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Id say "Where have you been all my life" and lay a big fat ol kiss on ya and then you would run away thinking that you just met the biggest nutjob on the block
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Having seen your avatar I'd think, "Why didn't he either turn the light on or use flash." . Then I'd ask you in and offer you a drink because that's what I do to everybody that knocks on my door. I might eventually realise you were an imposter, but I doubt it because I've never met either of you.
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I would probably open the door and say, "You're that dude(I call everyone a dude) from answerbag!! What are you doing here?". I would let satine in, depending on why she is at my door and how satine got my address!!
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No way! Seriously ? =O
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I would wonder how you knew where I lived! :)
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I would say "Oh, you must be Satan's homosexual cousin, you must have the wrong house, Satan lives a few miles south"
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i would say, you're not the real one, where's that damn nut-cracker?
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Come on in, the party's just starting!
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Turn my dog loose
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I'd probably say something like, "Hey! Your late."
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I would walk out in my birthday suit and say: "did you say something about being a nutcase?"
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Ignore you, pretend I didn't hear your knock lol. Anyway, who is satine?
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Tell you to watch out for the dog on your way out and then let the dog out.
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phone the nearest nut house
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Oh, it's you....
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duh! i'd ask if that position in hell has opened up yet and invite ya in for tha party bro!!! we're all nutcases! and dont worry, nobody dies a virgin... life f*cks us all... but sum more than others!!! ROFL.
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"Hi satine the nutcase! I'm Talim the schizo! Let's be friends!"
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Go the f*ck away...I wanna sleep!
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I would say "Heeeey there Satine the Nutcase, it's good to meet you. Would you like some coffee, or maybe tea?"
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Open the door and kick you in the nutsack ;-) Or, just ignore you and hope you go away.
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Lock my door, and make sure my windows were shut! lol :)
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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