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by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on August 8th, 2009
Say... "That's hot! You're paying!"
by Ocean Flower on August 8th, 2009
I'd go and hang out...might have a bit of fun, you never know...long as shes shouting the day...I'd see if she was going clothes shopping and maybe she'd buy me a couple of new outfits. I think it would be an interesting day out and I might get to teach her a few things...
by Route 66Truckerman on August 8th, 2009
Uh!! That's HOT!!!
by Wisdom Tooth on August 8th, 2009
I'd tell her point blank I'd prefer Gwyneth Paltrow.
by Zack on August 8th, 2009
I'll pass. I'm not the partying type.
by Smileysteph on August 8th, 2009
Laugh til i cant breathe!
by ConservativelyLiberal on August 8th, 2009
I'd tell her "here lets save a bunch of time," then whip it out and have her blow me.
by Beavis - the other white meat on August 8th, 2009
Wonder what happened to my dog
by The Chief on August 8th, 2009
That would be pathetic!
Why would I want to go slumming?
by RC loves ice cream on August 8th, 2009
Dunno, I don't find her particularly attractive, and her personality seems worse. Then again, maybe the media does not portray her as she really is. I'd accept, to find out for myself.
by OttoZone on August 8th, 2009
i would tell her that i am not home right now please leave a message after the beep-BEEP
she would totally fall for it
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on August 8th, 2009
"Dude, as long as there aren't any cameras."
by nice jugs on August 8th, 2009
well i hang out most days,,,,,it's getting them back in thats the hard part,,,,and looking at it realisticly,,,i don't think she has very much to hang out with anyway,,,,,
by Merfish on August 8th, 2009
Politely tell her I am busy, shut the door and get on with my day.
by Don Gorgeous George on August 8th, 2009
I would invite her in and seduce her.
by razer17 on August 8th, 2009
I'd blow her away...across the hall with a shotgun.
by BrianP on August 8th, 2009
id runaway screaming...
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on August 8th, 2009
"Well, sure, Babe, but you might get a little bored in this town. But I will show you all the sites that there are"....What else could I say? "If you fund the gig, sweetheart, we can be in Vegas in just a few hours"....I am not rich, but I got a fantastic motor machine. And I love nothing more than little blonde girls. I will protect you from hell itself. And I have the weaponry to do it, Darlin'. That is a given....
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on August 8th, 2009
Shoot her.
Chlorine for the gene pool.
But taking the moral high road, I would probably hang out with her and see if she is a decent person in person and not at all like she's made out to be.
by roiboysatx on August 8th, 2009
i would pick up my jaw from the ground, try to act cool and say sure. she is a hottie with class.
by Anonymous on August 8th, 2009
slam the door or slap her
by mellow_girl on August 8th, 2009
probably shut the door in her face...
by Anonymous on August 8th, 2009
I would graciously say no then shut the door.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on August 8th, 2009
Paris gets $50,000 just to hang out at places for each appearance. If she was willing to forsake half, I'd go anywhere she wanted.
by -Icy- on August 8th, 2009
i would grab dial soap and lysol with bleach and say no as soon as she left i would get busy, dang me or my cats might get something evil.
by Eclipse sleeping by moonlight on August 8th, 2009
She's a weirdo, psycho freak just like me. What time of day or night did she knock? If I was dreaming tremendously, I might be really pissed, and ask her to make it up to me somehow. :-) PS - what would happen if I wasn't home? Would things still be the same......???
by FreshApples on August 8th, 2009
I'd probably ask her if she'd like to hang out by going for a ten mile run, and then of course, when she refused, slam the door in her face.
by CHOOKY is GOLD on August 8th, 2009
Ok then what are you doing out way out this way.
In One word can you describe"Paris Hilton" ?
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Where do you think Paris Hilton's dog has been?
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Is Paris Hilton, an absolute..................................... to all Americans?
by U C ME on October 21st, 2009
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What do you all think about this crazy pic of Paris Hilton?
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by KingAnswer80 on August 2nd, 2010
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Where do you guess Paris Hilton came from?? God supposedly would never make anything evil but Satan won't claim her either.
by King of Sexytown on October 4th, 2009
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She probably would. Her hand flipping out the card is probably an instinctive reaction. Like blinking her eyes.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on August 8th, 2009
Then, she is more than welcome to come over. LOL
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on August 9th, 2009
Oh, you wouldn't take advantage of the poor girl, Sixty B! She would be lost outside of L.A.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on August 9th, 2009
AHHA - true!!!
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on August 9th, 2009