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RobotMan
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I will do my time in jail and i believe once God sees how faithful and committed i am to him he will find a way out for me..... Thats what happened to Paul and Saul.
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I would do my time proudly as well. Only difference being I would be renouncing Him and encouraging others to do the same.
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I may despise the king of Israel but if someone were to be arrested for talking about him, I'd stage hunger strikes blocking all service entrances and exits to whatever jail or prison he or she were locked in.
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Bite my tongue a wee little bit... then Arrange a bribe, guaranteed to work in a place where people get arrested for talking about God. "This is my God. If you don't like it, I'll make yours mine." [Can I go now, Inspector Abdullah?] [BTW, does saying "there is no god" count for talking about god'?]
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You won't hear me talk about something that doesn't exist
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I would not change anything I do :)
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Break out
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Consider this scenario: [Stupid me talking in a souk outside a mosque on a Friday.] "Did you know? This is my God…” [Inspector Abdullah approaches, angrily scratching his beard?] “… but Allah!” I complete my sentence. [Inspector Abdullah smiles, delightedly scratching his beard, not the one on the chin, but the one in his crotch]... “…and Muhammmed is his massager” Inspector Abdullah completes my sentence for a second time. “Can I go now, Inspector Abdullah?” [Inspector Abdullah smiles, stops scratching his down-beard, and offers me a handshake!] Just punishment for talking about god in a souk outside a mosque on a Friday...
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Talk to the Guards and the Inmates about God.
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Wonder how I got to a communist country.
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