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  • "Once, I had a good friend Whose nose would not bend. She had heard of this trend. So she went to this guy For a fix she could buy; I thought she was high. So, to him she was sent, And, for only nineteen months rent Was promised that precious bent. She paid him his plunder, Then she was put under. I prayed he would not blunder. It took eight hours away, With his tools and a tray. Indeed, a whole work day! He wrapped her in gauze With extreme care, because, It would protect her from flaws. For three weeks she seemed sedated; Because, with care, she awaited. I think her head looked inflated. Finally, the moment drew near, She invited her friends to appear. Soon, she said, her voice would be clear. We knew her nose would no longer be trapped, And, with grandest excitement we clapped. We watched her as, with care, she unwrapped. I know we make mistakes - we are flawed; But even today I still regret that applaud. She ran to a mirror - 'Oh, GOD!!!' For when the dressings became loose, We saw a nose that was couscous... Oh, and to answer your question," -Dr. Seuss

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