I HAD TO STOP LAUGHING BEFORE I ASKED THIS QUERY!!!!! So. . . . . .GUYS! You're walking along, minding your own freak'n business, being a GOOD BOY and some "gal" is sun-bathing . . . . . IN THE NUDE! What . . . .TRUTHFULLY. . . . .would you say or DO?
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ANSWERS: 7
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Turn look, keep walking at probably a slower pace, and glance out of the corner of my eye. This obviously depends how good looking she was.
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I leave her alone. I'm married, and simple nudity is not all that compelling in my world.
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I'd say WOW(to myself)!! That's the only thing i usually say when I am amazed at something. But I would try to not stare at her and walk away like I didn't notice anything
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Im a nudist I probably wouldn't even notice she was naked. If I did, I would say Hi and keep walking.
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I would try to control myself but I would stare a bit, I'm sure....I have a thing for boobs (staright as can be, I just like boobs LOL)
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Read this slowly. I'll first walk right past her, pretending not to notice. Then I'll stop short, and s-l-o-w-l-y turn around, and walk s-l-o-w-l-y back to her. Let my eyes linger on her o-o-o-h so smooth velvety svelte body. Then s-l-o-w-l-y take out my handkerchief, s-l-o-w-l-y roll it into a t-i-n-y ball, and g-e-n-t-l-y place it on her mmmm! ... crotch. She'll say thankyou ever so s-w-e-e-t-l-y, and invite me to kiss her on her f-u-l-l lips, and on her erect nipples, ... (now read this very fast) and run straight to the nearest porn movie theatre. :-)
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If she was cute..offer to rub suntan lotion on her If she was ugly...call animal control to take her away LOL + 5
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