yes

Yes. There's a harpist in the orchestra for the show I'm in that opens Friday.

no but it would be cool if I did

I just seen a woman playing at a restaurant I requested in da godda da vita but she smiled and said fifty bucks

Yes a few years back, when I was working in Australia as a bush doctor. I was about 500km into the outback, looking for a guy with a broken leg, I pulled up to check oil levels and out of nowhere came a young woman wearing a long flowered dress! Under her arm was a harp. She then said those wonderful famous australian girls chat up words to me She said "okay bruce? do you come this way often?" I did try to escape but she just jumped into the passenger seat with her harp! Four hours later I had not managed to drop her off at all. Then I finally found the guy with the broken leg, he was in a bit of pain which I soon sorted it out and then out of the blue she started to play the harp whilst sitting on a rock. The poor sod laying on the sand by the rocks said "Shoot her for me will ya!" And then he added "Well if you wont shoot her then just give me more effing morphine!" The girl then said "My music is very good at healing people so I'm a bit like you doctor!" and then she said "Your not from around here are you?" and then she scared the shit out of me by saying "We don't get much knooky around here!" Ther poor guy with the broken leg lay staring at me very wide eyed indeed. So I gave him a wink and then said to the girl "I could really fancy it just now! Just imagine if I was to walk over to those big rocks in a few minutes and find a wonderful looking woman possibly naked! It looked like the sore Aussie was about to panic a bit and then the girl wandered off towards the rocks with her harp. I then bundled the guy into the back, slammed the door and gave the car heaps of welly! From behind me I heard those magical few words only ever said to good mates, the Aussie said "Good on yer mate!"