ANSWERS: 22
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Bad weather
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lost money or left the wallet at home that be a big oops
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Getting hurt on a moving sidewalk at the airport en route to your vacation destination. Trust me I know.
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Sitting at a nice cafe sipping a Pina Coloda when a truck carrying too many frozen turkeys overturns. One of the flying turkeys engulfs my head like one of those alien spiders and I suffocate to death..........
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when my little brother is around.
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1) having your cruise ship torpedoed 2) army ants eat your s/o 3) you can't pay the thong tax 4) your bikini waxing goes terribly wrong 5) your mother goes with you and she has been dead for 18 years
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1) being jailed for breaking a law i didn't know existed 2) waking up with a hang over next to a woman that wasn't my wife 3) the currency of the country I'm visiting mysteriously rises in massive value and my money is worth dirt
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misplacing your s/o
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for fun..... i think that would be drinking to much and thinking bungee jumping off my balcony into the pool might be fun, without my cords lol. :P
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a really bad sun burn.
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As you get on the plane, and they ask "whats in your cary on?" you say a "bomb" and laugh....they wont be laughing as they haul you to a holding cell + 5
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A girls monthly friend :(
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someone locks an atomic bomb to me and eats the key.
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Eating bad food and getting food poisoning
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a bad case of running tummy.
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A broken arm or leg and you are vacationing on the sunny, sandy beaches! Makes for a terrible tan line! +5
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A business presentation that's suddenly now or never.
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Seeing my ex at the same hotel
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being locked in a room stuck watching barney the darn dinosaur sing and dance for hours on end
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Getting arrested and spending your vacation in some seedy jail. Interesting question +3
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organising a great holiday with you partner and your MOTHER IN LAW always seems to be going to the same place as you that week... always!
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I get a flat tire, ask someone for a ride and get arrested for solicitation.
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