What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't have sex with a rock.

Name an activity that 9 out of 10 people enjoy? ...Gang-rape

why cant Micheal Jackson make up his mind first hes black then he was white then he was blue

what's the difference between a cart of lumber and a cartful of babies ? you can't unload a cart of lumber with a pitchfork.

If you were on a bus load of homosexuals would you stay on or get off?

well I am not sure if is offensive but it is my fav joke A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. > She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No I don't drink, but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

whats black and blue and hates sex? the four year old in my closet

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.

Ok but I apologize in advance. . How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? . . . 2 in the front . . . 2 in the back . . . And 6 million in the ash tray.

how long does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw the babies at it