So what do you do when you're at a dinner party, you go to the toilet, after you've done your business, you realise there's no toilet paper left?
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I've always got a paper towel in my pocket for a handkerchief. It does the job nicely if there is no paper. Then I go out and quietly advise the host or hostess of the situation so that the next guest doesn't get caught.
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Search for a corn cob. No corn cob? Use your sock.
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I was stuck in a jail cell that way once, and ended up washing my hands VERY well afterwards.
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You wipe your ass with your undies... try to flush the undies down the toilet and clog up the works. This will make sure you don't get invited back again. Damn host didnt' have an extra roll on the tank.
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Hopefully they have a Bidet! But I would NEVER use my hands, or socks, or underwear. I would probably scream at the top of my lungs requesting someone to get me some toilet paper.
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No problem as I always have something to use in my purse. And when I'm done I go tell the host about the problem so it won't happen to someone else.
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Start yelling!
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I would use my hankie instead. +4
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Time to take a quick shower. Then make a mental note, check BEFORE next dump!
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Call my dearest on his cell phone so he could excuse himself from the dinner party and come to my rescue;)
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drip dry? look under the sink to see if there is more paper hiding there and put it out. if not, let the hostess know that the tp is out before the next guest finds himself in the same situation!
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you look around the bathroom and pray that there is a spare kept there somewhere. That is why I always follow the ladies rule: Look at the TP roll before you sit to go.
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Use their towels. That'll teach them! (just kidding, scream for help!)
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Luckily, I usually keep a little package of Kleenex tissues in my purse.
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