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eddie1
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o boy, i would try to escape , not to sure how to though, id try to communicate to say i come in peace, and then they'll understand and we'll have a fiesta!
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Come to the realization that I finally lost my mind.
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Pray that the aliens would be gracious and not probe my anus.
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I would say "Take me to your leader." And as the old joke goes: If the first woman alien I saw was lovely and 20 feet tall, I'd say, "Take me to a ladder, I'll see your leader later!"
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enlist help with the men in black
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Convert them or kick @$$!
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brace my feet against the door..no way am I going to unquestionable territory
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First I would freak out. Then I would probably react violently.
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Look at everything! Try and find a window. Soak up the experience. Try to communicate. Explore whatever I could. All the time hoping they are friendly!
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First I'd ask where the ladies room was, then I'd ask for the no-smoking section, then I'd ask for a table by the window, and then I'd ask what the specials were.
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I would hopefully not be too amazed to forget to ask questions. I would ask them if there is anything theyw ould like to put in my butt and graciously present myself for examination.
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i'd probably look around and then ask who i needed to see to get permission to take pictures. then i'd kick myself because i never seem to have a camera with me when i see anything great.
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Ask them if they've got Sky TV.
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Start to make as many friends as possible..
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why would anyone try to miss out on an adventure like that???? But honestly, I would get kinda freaked, but it would be nice to go for a ride and then come back home.
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Curse.
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Start snapping pictures with my camera phone.
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Get probed most likely, and returned to my bed or car or whatever place I was before the abduction. All of this without remembering a thing.
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Try to make friends and have some fun...
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Hopefully I'd know in adavnce. I'd eat a whole two gallon container of pickled eggs and sausages and wash it all down with a 12 pack of warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. I can promise you, they'd bring me back in a hurry. ;0 )
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Before or after I pissed myself?
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Are these the sexy nymphomaniac female ailiens with three large breasts and two vaginas or the gross bug looking ones ? I'd either be real horny or real scared.
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I would probably Pi$$ my pants & like the other ab-er hope they don't want to probe me or fertilize me with alien babies. Especially if they looked like Alien aliens, eeeef what a horrid thought.
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I would say holy f_ck i was wrong. Then ask for a doobie, I hear aliens got the best.
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I would pretend that I was an alien too! Hahahaha....
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Ask if they had any Grey Poupon
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I would ask to fly the ship once before they put me back.
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At first, I'd be terrified, then fascinated. How long it would take to transition from fear to curious would depend on how I was taken and treated. Invited and welcomed vs. abducted...
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Explore the ship.
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ask for a window seat.
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hope they don't touch me anywhere i don't want to be touched:)
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tell 'em to strap me in, and let's head for home!!!
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I would take many pictures, and I would attempt to befriend the aliens.
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Try to take it over. I've always wanted to fly a spaceship! :-)
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Scream at the top of my lungs until I turn blue-purple-plaid then collapse from exhaustion.
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Try to communicate.
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Ask what the movie would be
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I think acting like I do here would probably work out pretty well;)
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cry!
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open my beer
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Well, last time, I just kinda looked out the window for a while, then they drugged, and probed me. By the time they were done, they replaced most of my memory regarding the instance, nice little guys I tell ya!
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I would ask them to hook me up with one of their finest females, some of their best recreational drugs, and ask them to explain to me all of their knowledge on things that humans didn't already know about. :-)
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dunno. i believe there is intelligent life out there and would assume they are like us in many ways. i think it would be cool. id maybe want to stay with them too.
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Have sex with their leader, hoping to gain entry into their inner sanctum and then repopulate their ship with little green me's
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Try to stay calm. That wouldn't be easy! Then I would try to take my surroundings in and make mental notes, for future reference. I would try to be as co-operative as possible, so as not to anger them, and I would try to communicate telepathically with them, to let them know of my fears and hope that they react in a sympathetic nature. If they became cruel or nasty, I would probably try to fight, even though it would be futile. Finally, I would try to remember to keep love in my heart for them, and hope that they could somehow sense it and realize that I am not an enemy.
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