What should be avoided while in an elevator with strangers?
by 
xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 20
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sex
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Talking about elevator disasters, jumping up and down. Things like these.
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Farting.
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pulling out a gun, and saying give me your money
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Loud conversation or laughter.
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Saying something that might offend the person in the corner with the (gang) patch on!
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releasing odors
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loud gum chewing and talking to yourself
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Talking about how the maintenance guy said the maintenance of the elevator was 3 years over due...
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Suddenly grabbing the handrail and screaming ''What the f*ck was that yo!!!''...
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Burping-especially if you think it may smell!
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G'day xjimmyloudx, Thank you for your question. Getting in the elevator with swine flu. Regards
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No quickies between floors
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1) Breastfeeding 2) Adjusting your boobs in a bra 3) Picking your nose 4) scratching your private parts 5) checking your penis for venereal diseases 6) flatulence 7) practising the tuba 8) doing the splits without panties 9) urinating in corners 10) using a prayer rug 11) asking fellow occupants for a full body massage 12) eating ripe Limburger cheese sandwiches 13) wearing a parachute on the way up 14) giving yourself a PTA bath 15) calling Osama on your cell phone 16) smoking dope in a federal building 17) taking your uncontrolable pitbull for a lift It was a trick question-right?
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Masturbating.
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-pushing all the elevator buttons -doing the pee-pee dance while cletching your rear-end like you really gotta go -changing a baby's diaper -talking on your cell about how you and your other had really awesome sex last night, in full detail -scratching your crotch -yelling out "dammit! I think I just got my period" -growling, scratching and biting
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Diarrhea should be avoided at all cost in ANY elevator, strangers or not.
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mumbling about "the bodies in the river"
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excuse me? could you pierce my left nipple?
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playing grabass playing grabass with yourself pinching small children farting making fart noises with your mouth and then letting an SBD go in hopes they wonder how you did it, like magic
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