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Tape a big note on it that says "PLEASE TAKE THE CAN." I've never had that fail.
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Put it in front of someone else's house.
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Take it to the Tip if they will not remove it.
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Put a big sign on it that says, "take this can" and they will. It's what I do and it works.
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Put a sign on it for them to remove it also.
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Put it in a garbage bag and leave it for the garbage collectors to take care of its disposal.
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Talk to Oscar. I'm sure he wouldn't mind taking it off your hands.
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Smash it as flat as you can get it and lay it on top of another can.
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Who is my Karen Anne?
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I just met them when they came to pick up the trash early one morning and said, "Please, throw the can away, too. It's really old." Worked perfectly.
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put a sign on it "HAZARDOUS WASTE" and call the swat team
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Wash it out and advertise it on a local Freecycle. Someones rubbish is someone elses treasure :)
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Throw it over into your neighbours garden
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If it's plastic, rip or saw it apart. If it's metal drop it off at a recyclers.
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I'm glad you said the men think it is still being used. I thought, reading your question, you meant the old garbage can as your husband. I mean, you women don't think about the time when you admired us for our stature, manlinless and looks like a good stud. No, you look at us, grey headed, round shouldered, shrunken penis's(does that sound as though some of us have two of these)of which we have only one. We smile(the teeth slipping down is not our fault) when we can. All in all, I don't think you should consider getting rid of us, maybe we aren't much use these days but, have a little compassion, we were good once, I think.
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Put it in a much larger garbage can :-D
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Lady, we just have to get tough, and take no prisinors. Some shit just has no place in our enviorment, and it has to go. Take a stand, and take it out!
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Put a label on it saying "throw away please its holding no trash in it" if the can is empty they should think its trash also
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Paint it and sell it as art at garage sale. I met someone who did that with a large old metal wastebasket. It sold for $7.00 during the first hour of the sale. It's amazing the things people will buy. Simply amazing.
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Go over to the next neighborhood and secretly insert it with someone elses garbage cans........
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Ask if they could take it away or write take this away. Wait the bins not being used.
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I WOULD TAKE IT TO THE DUMP.
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Crush it or cut it up. That will make it obvious. +5
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