Did you know I've let loose fifty tigers around the perimeter of your house? What are you going to do about it?
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Jenn - is a Chicken-Footed Demon Monster
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I am going to call my local zoo - fifty roaming tigers when I keep hearing that they are facing extinction!
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You have no idea what kind of hell you just unleashed on those Tigers...You see I am one of those freak survivalists and the arsenal I have could get me through world war 3...I have my perimeter rigged with explosives much like how Will Smiths character did in I am Legend...So in short you just made the tiger, depending on what species of tiger we are talking about extinct...Way to go lol In all seriousness even though seriousness has nothing to do with your question I would plaster a bunch of steaks all over my ex-wife's body shove her out the door and when they pounce her look for my opportunity to run just like Forest Gump lol The end...
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