by Ice man on May 25th, 2009

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Is your next door neighbor an idiot?

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by Account Closed on May 25th, 2009
Not at all. Two closet to me are my nieces. next are people who use to work for me and are friends. Not an idiot in the bunch.
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- You are very fortunate man to be surrounded by good people. I wish I could say the same.
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- always my pleasure
  
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by Over and Out on May 25th, 2009
Oh Ice Man. I love this question. I would like to answer honestly, but I'm afraid I can't. So I'm going to say ... "No, he's a very nice guy" and leave it at that. I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with a 45 year old man still having his Mom support him, is there?????
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- Hahahahaha Does Mommy dress him too ?? I know one like that also, and he's an idiot just like yours !!
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- Plus, he refuses to mow his own grass. You can always tell who his girlfriend du jour is since she'll be out mowing his lawn! It's hilarious. I have to hold myself back from telling each of them about the others!!
  
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  by Over and Out on May 25th, 2009
- Sounds like he's got the tiger by the tail, just wait 'til it turns around and bites him.
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- Exactly!!! LOL
  
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by Worzel on May 25th, 2009
I sometimes think my next door neighbour's, next door neighbour is an idiot, lol. :o)
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- At least you have a buffer zone in between !!
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by PrettyPirate on May 25th, 2009
Most of our next-door neighbours are politicians or Government officials. So in that regard, one could quite easily call them idiotic, yes.

That said, they seem to be quite nice people. A little stuffy, and more often than not they seem to be politely appalled by my disheveled appearance 80% of the time, but they're sweet. Good to have around if one ever wants to be bored to death by referendum talk.
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- Oh I don't think I could handle that !!
  Thanks PrettyPirate. I haven't seen you in a long time, it's nice to see you again !! :)
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- We're the youngest people in the estate so we keep to ourselves quite a bit :) It's really nice to see you, too, Ice man. I hope you've been keeping well :)
  
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by j ninja... on May 25th, 2009
All my neighbors are idiot's Well maybe not.. they found a away to beat the system...
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- I hear ya, I've got one that's beyond belief.
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- Welcome Ice
  
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by vincentcent on May 25th, 2009
Yes my neighbor is an idiot. At least I can take some comfort in knowing that I am not the neighborhood idiot.
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- That's always comforting to know, isn't it !!
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by anonymous on May 25th, 2009
i wouldent call him an idiot, just started drinking like crazy since his girlfriend dumped him
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- That's too bad. I hope he doesn't turn into an idiot when he's drunk.
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- np man np
  
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by CT on May 25th, 2009
Shhh..one of them is yes :D
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- It's okay, I won't tell.
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by uncacal on May 25th, 2009
Did you follow me home? How did you know about Norman?
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- Didn't need to follow you home, I have his brother, Gilles, next door to me.
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- Aha! I see!
  
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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on May 25th, 2009
One is, and one is not yo...
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- I guess that's only half as bad.
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by twist and shout on May 25th, 2009
They let their kids play on the roof!! you can make your own mind up but i personally question their sanity!!
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- Yeah, they fit right in the idiot group !!
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by Rollie on May 25th, 2009
Judge not least you be judged. Yesterday's sermon at our church included this. So, no my neighbor's are not idiots.
They do feed the birds and squirrels and that causes some problems in our yard with them. But they are not idiots.
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- That's wonderful if you have good neighbors and you get along.
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by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on May 25th, 2009
I'm happy to report that none of my neighbors are idiots.
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- That's good thing, I hope it stays that way for you !!
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by jin jang on May 25th, 2009
I think he is a Russian or a Slavic person.
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- So I guess he does some weird shit and drinks a lot of vodka.
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- Does he happen to keep a 'horse' in the basement?....Lol
  
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  by Joy to the world on May 25th, 2009
- No ,just a cow and a few chickens. lol
  
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  by jin jang on May 25th, 2009
- I said that ^ thinking maybe you were talking about a movie too(sorry) =D
  Whoa, never knew of anyone keeping chickens and cow there.. Roosters too?
  
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  by Joy to the world on May 25th, 2009
- Oh yeah, nothing like being surrounded by family !! LOL :)
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- True,family is important....LOL
  
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- LMAO :)
  
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by Ironhead on May 25th, 2009
Luckily no.....I only have 2 neighbors and they are both very nice people.
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- Count your blessings, your a lucky man !!
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by DukeG on May 25th, 2009
Not at all, hes my best friend. I have known him since I was in 1st grade.
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- You're one of the fortunate ones, I wish I could say that.
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- yea but just maybe, He thinks "I" am the neighbor from hell. LOL
  
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  by DukeG on May 25th, 2009
- LMAO Does he have a pool ??
  
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by i n a d x x_ 11 sleeps till im 21 on May 25th, 2009
I have a doctors surgery on one side, so that one is only opne in work hours. which is great!
then on the other side
IDIOTS...
i am sure they were testing us when we first moved in, they had their music up SO LOUD all the time, first thing in the morning and when that happens on a sunday mornign that makes me SO MAD!!
so on Melbourne cup day we had to get up early so we turned ours up, really really loud. since then every now and again we invite ppl over and stay up late with our loud music to see how they like it!
they stopped doing it, and so did we =]
he asked my bf to come over and smoke a bong with him the first time they spoke... he was like eehhh nah im fine,
I am pretty sure they deal it to...
The wifes voice sounds horrible! real loud and deep but with a sqeak in it if that is possible... we can hear nearly everything in their house they are yelling at each other that much.
we can even hear when they watch a movie, they turn it up so loud that our house rattles hahah
so yer they can be idiots ;p
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- Wait until you know they're all buzzed out, then have a couple of big friends dress up like cops and go over to bang on the door and tell them they have a noise complaint. :)
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- ohh that would be hilarious =]
  
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by PrairieWind on May 25th, 2009
No but that's what my neighbour says
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- LOL So set their garbage can on fire !!
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- No :-)
  
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by Joy to the world on May 25th, 2009
Yes, but they're awsome on the guitar!! =D They play everyday in the garage..the drummer seems like he don't know what he's doing though.. Lol
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- Maybe he's learning on a Guitar Hero drum kit.
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- May be.. Lol
  You're welcome Ice man :)
  
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by chickenchaser on May 25th, 2009
I think every village should have it's own idiot! LOL I am just thankful, er maybe hopeful, that it's not me!
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- I'm sure you're not the village idiot, but in my town we seem to have more than several.
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- Iknow what you mean Iceman. I used to live in a very small town where the village idiots took turns, and some of them even had their own teeth.
  
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  by chickenchaser on May 25th, 2009
- LMAO !! Yes it's great when you don't have to take turns chewing your supper !!
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- HAAAAHAHA, I could not imagine taking turns with the teeth!
  
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  by chickenchaser on May 25th, 2009
- I can see how it could lead to family disputes ... "Come on Bobby, you done chewed 'em taters long enuf !!", "Piss off, Ethel, yer eatin' soup". :)
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- Corn on the Cob springs to mind ROFLMAO!!!
  
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by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on May 25th, 2009
yes, one of them dislikes hispanic people and i thought some of her comments were borderline racist. i find contempt like that idiotic. she has other issues that make me raise an eyebrow as well, but none of them qualify as idiocy. but like most people, shes not all bad ~ she does try very hard to be nice to me. her husband is very kind. its her birthday this week and they invited me to a homecooked birthday dinner, and i accepted. i dont like to diss people ~ they are my neighbors after all.

my other neighbors are a very elderly couple. i am very fond of the husband, hes incredibly sweet. the wife on the other hand is an idiot for ragging on the man ad nauseum for no good reason at all. shes rarely left the home for the past 40 years and i dont believe she has any friends other than her husband and two sons. she bears a striking resemblance to anne ramsey in throw momma from the train ~ screams, scowls, everything...
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- OMG !! You've got the double whammy. You should take a bottle of Sangria to the birthday dinner. :) I hope the fellow on the other side isn't named Owen. LOL
  Thanks Shan :):):)
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- LOL. owen ~ very funny! yeah, sangria would be good. maybe i should hire a mariachi band to serenade us at dinner? :)
  
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  by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on May 25th, 2009
- olé :)
  
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  by Ice man on May 25th, 2009
- hey iceman ~ i think i just pissed off an anne ramsey fan ~ someone drd me. hahaha!
  
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  by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on May 26th, 2009
- They probably have her same, warm personality too. You don't suppose Anne is an Answerbag, do you ?? LOL
  
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  by Ice man on May 26th, 2009
- agreed. i think anne died a few years back ~ but she could be haunting us from the grave. LOL!
  
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  by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on May 26th, 2009
- <twilight zone music> That would explain everything. LOL
  
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by (^_^) on December 12th, 2011
I say yes.left side family is nice people.but right side is.....
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- What ... no explanation ?!? lol
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by good1 on June 5th, 2009
On one side I have the nicest neighbors in the world. On the other side I would use the word idiot, yes. Along picky, judgemental, anal, hypocritical, gossipy. I'll let you know if I think of any more, lol.
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- Yup, sometimes neighbors can be a real treat, and sometimes not so much. :)
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  by Ice man on June 6th, 2009
- OMG!! that's what I call ours...ANALS,and extremely gossippy snobs,they have their lil coffee morning get together gossips,now half the women on our street give us filthy looks when they drive past!!LOL....wish they would realise that we dont all want to live like their pathetic little tryna be lives....
  
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by Toryoh on June 2nd, 2009
No. Bob is AWESOME! He's 85, loves to snow-blow for all his neighbors in the winter, has the best lawn in the summer. He and his wife still travel to Hawaii and Vegas. And he's an original owner, so when I need to know when something was last done on my house, he can usually tell me...lol.
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- Bob sounds like the great neighbor that everyone should have. At least I wish I had one like him.
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by Shemarq the Wamama on May 30th, 2009
We have an old Navy guy across the street -- retired. He's a hoot. He yells at everyone going too fast and stuff like that. I'm glad we are on his good side. He used to yell at my older son when he was a teenager for doing burn outs and cranking his stereo. Now that my son has joined the Navy, he just loves him. When my son came back from deployment recently, he took him out to a steak dinner.
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- The old boy sounds pretty cool to me. Every neighborhood should have a watch dog. :)
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by Chicago Lady on May 30th, 2009
Hi Ice Man!

On one side is a lady attorney. Very nice, chatty, always wanting to know if I need anything picked up at the grocery store, etc. etc.

On the other side a man who owns the Italian Restaurant down the street. Mid-40's, single, blares his music loud all night, different girl friends come and go, sometimes 2 or 3 there at the same time! He's a real trip! (Unless you are trying to sleep or otherwise enjoy some peace and quiet...)

How about YOUR neighbors? (which I presume prompted this question!!)
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- Wow, a sweetie on one side and a swinger on the other, cool. My neighbor is a real "air head" who is always doing something stupid. For an idea of what I'm talking about, see my comment to Rosie's answer. :)
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  by Ice man on May 30th, 2009
- LOL Yikes!! I just read your stories to Rosie! Oh my, yes I think those fall into the category of "idiot." Hmmm... just hope his idiotic antics stay within his own property line and don't extend to yours!! Try to keep any kids and pets out of his yard if you value their lives!!! :-))
  
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  by Chicago Lady on May 30th, 2009
- If he were to stay on his own side it wouldn't be so bad, but the guy doesn't respect the property line and I can count on him to leave his junk on my side.
  
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by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on May 26th, 2009
yes because his wife is an excellent cook and he left her
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- What a freakin' idiot !! I wonder if he's getting hungry yet ?? lol
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by RosieGHM Jetpacker on May 26th, 2009
Are you speaking about the clinical definition, which means an IQ of 25 and a numerical age of about 3? No I don't. Otherwise I don't recognize the word..it is one of the ones I've abolished. :)
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- I am speaking about the type of neighbor that is described best by the definition found in the Merriam Webster dictionary as : a foolish or stupid person.
  Some good examples of my point would be :
  - The guy who puts new vinyl siding on his house, then installs his BBQ close enough to melt the new siding.
  - The guy who buys a new pressure washer, then burns it out on the same day because he doesn't bother to fill the motor with oil, even though there's a big cautionary tag that says "NO OIL IN CRANKCASE".
  - The guy who parks his car on a sloped driveway, loosens all the wheel nuts and then jacks the car up. The car falls down and the wheels fall off.
  - The guy who runs out of his house in a hurry, jumps in his car, puts it in reverse and stomps on the gas pedal. Backs up 10 feet and smashes into the front of his wife's car, parked behind him.
  I don't know what you call people like that, but where I live we call them "idiots". :)
  Thanks Rosie :) ((HUGS))
  
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by Ailsa on May 26th, 2009
No thats too nice of a description to be her
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- I'm actually, also being kind about the one next door to me too. ;-)
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- lol
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by Mentalmum is back on May 26th, 2009
Nope, on one side its a couple in their 30's with a two year old who is a little darling, and on the other side is a woman in her 70's who is lovely!
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- It sounds like you live in a nice spot, with good neighbors.
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- sure do! youre welcome ice man, good to see you :)
  
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