Laddies: You, me a box of wine and __________?
by 
Austinius SillyVilles Resident Lothario
ANSWERS: 29
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a whiffle ball bat to clock you in the head for buying wine in a box. ^_^
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Your coat for me to sit on in a New York back alley, that is where this date is headed xD
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..a cabin on a lake yo...
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Mmmm, wine in a box. What would be a more fitting accompaniment then, than a toilet full of beer nuts? :p
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you still don't get to first base, LOL
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really small condoms...
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yo mamma. I don't drink. ;D
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A BOX OF WINE..........I yelled as I ran screaming from the room. Just what I've always wanted. I'll get out the ice cubes and put the plastic glasses in the freezer. Horray!!!!! : P
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I'll holddddddd you tonight (A song)
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TERRYTUKER
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a good night sleep separately thank you
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and a toliet to hug
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Movie nothing better than cuddling up on the sofa with a man, wine and a movie
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pogo stick
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a crate of lager!!!!!
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another girl.
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+5. A ten foot pole
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a flashlight.
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a waterbed
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nookie >:)
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No chance.
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''..spellcheck'' yo...
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a sink to dump the wine out ... uck i hate wine lol
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You, me, a box of wine *winces* and a 55 gallon drum of custard.
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a bunch of Porno magazines.... LOL
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NOTHING! Wanna know why??? Cause a Box of Wine is for a CHEAP date! Feed that to the next Hooker you take to the alley for a quickie! LMAO! I want Dom Perignon or nothing!!!! Box of Wine......*lowers head and shakes head back and forth* totally disappoints me Ausitinius!!! +5
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And a beer chaser!
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aerosol cheez whiz.
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I can already see where this date is headed. The unshaven waiter, wearing a tattered and meat-stained apron and smelling of D-Con, brings a box of wine to the table, fills your Dixie cup, at which time you have to sniff the flap to make sure that the wine is acceptable. Then you take a big mouthful, swish it around inside your mouth, gargle loudly... and nod your approval Classic. Maybe you could take her out to the local stockyards on your second date?
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