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Ask a real question.
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is your name Jesus??? if not, then no, of course not
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If you kill yourself for people you would be nuts.
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no just get a job and lets fix the economy
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No they would call you sad
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Hell might as well makes about as much sense as the original Jesus
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I think need to be persecuted first and maybe demonstrate some sort of spiritual ability and get a few followers. And those people persecuting you? They have to do the killing, not you. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. Good luck and Godspeed.
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I don't know what "would that me jesus" means ... IF you are asking would killing yourself make you Jesus .. NOPE ...
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no.. that would make you a stupid person for killing yourself because you thought you were a fictional character.
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If you're asking would it make you Jesus, ABSOLUTELY! Get those pills out!
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No you would be down-graded by the king of thorns.
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First off it must be god's idea for you to die for our sins You must yourself be without sin You must be killed, not commit suicide And most importantly, all that mumbo jumbo has to actually be real (deal breaker for me) Furthermore, if you weren't born "Jesus" then you also need to change your name (minor detail, but it could make all the difference)
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No it would make you a person who is either not very smart or a person who is "sacrificing" themselves for others You know what would make you Jesus is turning water into wine, do that then we'll talk:)
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No, there Is only one Jesus Christ and that will make you look (crazy) for your family,friends and others.
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NO!!
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No, that would make you dead. +6
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Well.....i might call you Jesus, but I would need to see you walking on water first, either that or you would have to surface.........What the heck! Just swim a little bit man. And can I be your disciple before you kill yourself? I want to right my own gospel so people can read it: "The Gospel according to Saint Buttman"
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No. Just appreciated.
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I think that would make you dead!
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No, thou shall not kill. +3
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Already accomplished!
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No, that would make you a moron.
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Come at me once you can; come back from the death, make a blind man see, turn water into wine, walk on water and feed thousands with 1 loft of bread. Oh if your mom is still a virgin then stand up. Until then fall back.
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I think that will make you an a.. hole, oops excuse me, I ment a dead a.. hole; jesus didn't kill himself
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Sins don't exist just as Jesus never existed. Killing yourself is always a stupid idea.
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