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yes, once I was playing in the public pool with a friend, and the security guard kicked us out cuz my friend said a joke about police men
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All the time, usually trying to hustle you.
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No. I think that's because when I was a kid my father worked part-time as a security guard and I would go with him to his jobs. I've taught many people how to get anything they want from a security guard. It's worked for everyone without fail. One woman and her mother returned to tell me how they used my method to get the security guard to carry a marble table they spotted in a restaurant to their car during the busy dinner hour.
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Yes, but he was my husband so it was kinda fun.
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No, I never have any problems with them at all. I suppose it comes with understanding and appreciating their presence and their responsibilities.
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Yes one did in April. The hospital got a new security guard, he refused to let me into the A&E one night because I didn't have a badge with my name on it! I told him who I was and then the "Dip Shit!" said "You don't look like a fucking doctor!" So in the typical "Australian and Kiwi way!" I explained to him that all the security guards i'd ever met had back bones and he didn't appear to have one. Then he said "If your a neurologist? then prove it?" So I then said to him those few golden words. "Ive seen more brains on a butchers apron! than you've got between your ears!" Finally he let me in and since then I'm looking for a way of getting my own back on the bugger.
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yes. the one that works here with us overnight. he comes up and brags about what girls hit on him, and how many he's talking to at once. i just wanna stab him in the eye with a pencil. im not violent, i swear. he just brings it out in me. haha
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Yes a few days ago, a friend came over and she parked her car right in from of my garage door and this man did not want to understand that the garages are mine and thus I can do what I want with them. I had to call the police.
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the guy down the hall and lives near my house. >_>
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