When do you know you've had one too many?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 26
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When they all turn up at your front door claiming to be your wife.
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I begin to sneeeze vigorously!
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Dean Martin always said that you were never truly drunk until you were in the floor and having to hang on. ;-)
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When you hit on all the women in the club
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Dancing on tables tends to do it for me!!!
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when i cant walk properly :D
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When theres none left.: )
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When I am out of money...I only take so much with me to make sure that I dont have "One to many"...
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When I come to AB and answer questions the way I might normally not do and find misspellings and bad grammar the next day.
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When you start telling everyone that your Siamese brother who was removed from your side at birth is alive and well, and lives in a basket.
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when you wake up the next day pregnant and the last thing you remember is going to the bar....
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Normally only after I've had 3 too many.
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When I begin to see 'stars'. +3
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When I start to waver as I'm trying to stand still - usually a sign I need to start on the soft drinks!
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At the men's room, you can't hit the bowl. When you come out, your front pants is all wet.
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When I start to see more than just doubles.
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Usually after I have had about 6 to many. Or if you ever utter the phrase "I love you man".
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When I feel lightheaded or tipsy and same thing goes for smoking.
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Ven U tawk lik Dis!
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When the beer goggles kick in and I start to find myself attractive.
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When you are too weak to stand up. he he : )
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when i think i know how to irish dance. ++
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When I start to make plans with total strangers.
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When you wake up in the morning next to an ugly woman.
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When I fall down and I can't reach my beer!
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When drunk, bald, pot bellied guys who leer and tell bad jokes start to seem funny and not that big, get me out!
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