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by Someguy on February 21st, 2007

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My 5 year old loves Knock-Knock jokes, but I don't know any good ones. What are your favorite clean knock-knock jokes?

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  • by DavidHume on February 21st, 2007

    DavidHume

    My favourite variation (works really well on 5-year-olds)

    Q: Will you still remember me in an hour?

    5yo: Yes.

    Q: Will you still remember me tomorrow?

    5yo: Yes.

    Q: Will you still remember me next week?

    5yo: Yes.

    Q: Knock knock.

    5yo: Who's there?

    Q: Bah, you've forgotten me already!

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  • by DwarfClown on December 17th, 2008

    DwarfClown

    Knock, knock
    who's there?
    Ivana
    Ivana who?
    (using a vampire voice) Ivana suck your blood. (Then try to grab him/her as if to do that.)

    It's cute and your 5 y/o will laugh.

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  • by Psycho the kid on February 21st, 2007

    Psycho the kid

    this one is funny: Tell him you have a REALLY funny knock knock joke. When he gets excited say "ok you start" he'll say "knock knock" and you say "who's there?" ...and he won't have an answer. HILARIOUS! try it!

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  • by fatbag on December 17th, 2008

    fatbag

    Not a knock knock joke but one my 5 year old son made up .
    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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  • by scubaduba on May 17th, 2007

    scubaduba

    This is my favorite, but a five year old won't get it.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Control Freak, Now you say "control freak who?"

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  • by Anonymous T. Jackson on January 3rd, 2009

    Anonymous T. Jackson

    This is my favorite:

    Tell someone "Say knock knock."

    They say "Knock knock"

    You say "Whose there?"

    Then watch their face as they try to figure out the punchline. Wait ....

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  • by Babycakes on November 22nd, 2007

    Babycakes

    Knock Knock....Who's there?
    Wayne
    Wayne who?
    Wayne Wayne go away!!!!!
    My 5 year old granddaughter has a whole stack of cards of Knock Knock Jokes. Maybe you could look on the net and see if you can get them for Christmas. We have the best time with those jokes!!

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  • by zigzog23 on May 17th, 2007

    zigzog23

    Some of my old favorite Knock Knocks:

    #1
    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    (You don't answer. Instead, you repeat this a few times until you answer with "orange" instead of "banana". And when the kiddie asks "Orange who?", you answer with "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?")

    #2
    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    The interrupting cow.
    (And when the child goes to ask "The interrupting cow who?", you interrupt them by mooing.")

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  • by Randy2009 on February 22nd, 2009

    Randy2009

    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

    Well anyway lol the kids love it.

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  • by Robertd903 on January 20th, 2009

    Robertd903

    Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Diesel
    Diesel, who?
    Diesel make you laugh, if you're not too bright!

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  • by Anonymous on January 18th, 2009

    Anonymous

    knock knock
    whos there
    two with two
    two whit two who
    I didn't know you were an owl

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  • by Over and Out on December 17th, 2008

    Over and Out

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn's say Knock Knock again!!

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  • by SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR on November 22nd, 2007

    SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Boo
    Boo who
    Oh you don't have to cry about it.

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  • by Dolly on November 22nd, 2007

    Dolly

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne Who?
    Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm Dwowning!!

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 17th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Isabel.
    Isabel who?
    Is a bell on a bike? Hahahaha
    ======
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Hugo?
    Hugo Who?
    Hugo first. I'm scared. Hahahhahaha

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  • by Lippycow on May 17th, 2007

    Lippycow

    A site ahajokes.com has lots of childrens knock knock jokes.
    http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html hope this helps.

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  • by Fun on May 17th, 2007

    Fun

    Courtesy of Liam Age 6:

    Knock Knock?

    Who's there?

    Car go.

    Car go who?

    Car go beep beep honk honk!

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  • by Anonymous on May 17th, 2007

    Anonymous

      First person:  “Knock, knock”

      Second person:  “Who's there?”

      First person:  “Impatient cow.”

      Second person:  “Impa…”

      First person:  “Mooooo!”

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  • by JamesD on May 17th, 2007

    JamesD

    Knock, Knock.

    Who's there?

    A little boygirl (whichever you want to use)

    A little boygirl who?

    A little boygirl who can't reach your doorbell. That's why I knocked!

    :-)

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  • by KiFiLwM on May 17th, 2007

    KiFiLwM

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    nobody

    nobody who?

    .......


    you just don;t answer back cause nobody's there. haha

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  • by ross on November 22nd, 2009

    ross

    Knock knock
    whos there
    knock knock
    whos there
    knock knock
    whos there
    knock knock
    whos there
    the little man who can't reach the door bell

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  • by ljhnstn on January 1st, 2009

    ljhnstn

    knock-knock...who's there...Butch and Jimmy....Butch and Jimmy who? "Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a little kiss.

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  • by mr dj on January 1st, 2009

    mr dj

    knock knock
    whos there
    knock knock so your names knock knock
    theyll say whos there again then eventually say MY NAME IS KNOCK KNOCK

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  • by wthing8 on December 17th, 2008

    wthing8

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Big Ish

    Big Ish Who?

    Sorry mate I haven't any change.....

    (repeat getting angrier and angrier until they get the joke!)

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  • by Mark Hardy on July 16th, 2008

    Mark Hardy

    "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
    Husband: "Guess whom?"
    Wife: "I know who it is!"
    Husband: "Guess what I want?"
    Wife: "I know what you want!"
    Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"

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