My 5 year old loves Knock-Knock jokes, but I don't know any good ones. What are your favorite clean knock-knock jokes?
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this one is funny: Tell him you have a REALLY funny knock knock joke. When he gets excited say "ok you start" he'll say "knock knock" and you say "who's there?" ...and he won't have an answer. HILARIOUS! try it!
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My favourite variation (works really well on 5-year-olds) Q: Will you still remember me in an hour? 5yo: Yes. Q: Will you still remember me tomorrow? 5yo: Yes. Q: Will you still remember me next week? 5yo: Yes. Q: Knock knock. 5yo: Who's there? Q: Bah, you've forgotten me already!
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Knock knock who's there? nobody nobody who? ....... you just don;t answer back cause nobody's there. haha
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Some of my old favorite Knock Knocks: #1 Knock Knock Who's There? Banana Banana Who? (You don't answer. Instead, you repeat this a few times until you answer with "orange" instead of "banana". And when the kiddie asks "Orange who?", you answer with "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?") #2 Knock Knock Who's There? The interrupting cow. (And when the child goes to ask "The interrupting cow who?", you interrupt them by mooing.")
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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A little boygirl (whichever you want to use) A little boygirl who? A little boygirl who can't reach your doorbell. That's why I knocked! :-)
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Courtesy of Liam Age 6: Knock Knock? Who's there? Car go. Car go who? Car go beep beep honk honk!
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A site ahajokes.com has lots of childrens knock knock jokes. http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html hope this helps.
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Knock, Knock Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is a bell on a bike? Hahahaha ====== Knock, knock Who's there? Hugo? Hugo Who? Hugo first. I'm scared. Hahahhahaha
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This is my favorite, but a five year old won't get it. Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak, Now you say "control freak who?"
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Knock Knock Who's There? Dwayne Dwayne Who? Dwayne the Bathtub, I'm Dwowning!!
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Knock Knock....Who's there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne Wayne go away!!!!! My 5 year old granddaughter has a whole stack of cards of Knock Knock Jokes. Maybe you could look on the net and see if you can get them for Christmas. We have the best time with those jokes!!
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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who Oh you don't have to cry about it.
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"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" Husband: "Guess whom?" Wife: "I know who it is!" Husband: "Guess what I want?" Wife: "I know what you want!" Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
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Knock Knock Who's There? Big Ish Big Ish Who? Sorry mate I haven't any change..... (repeat getting angrier and angrier until they get the joke!)
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Knock, knock who's there? Ivana Ivana who? (using a vampire voice) Ivana suck your blood. (Then try to grab him/her as if to do that.) It's cute and your 5 y/o will laugh.
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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn's say Knock Knock again!!
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Not a knock knock joke but one my 5 year old son made up . Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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knock knock whos there knock knock so your names knock knock theyll say whos there again then eventually say MY NAME IS KNOCK KNOCK
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knock-knock...who's there...Butch and Jimmy....Butch and Jimmy who? "Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a little kiss.
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This is my favorite: Tell someone "Say knock knock." They say "Knock knock" You say "Whose there?" Then watch their face as they try to figure out the punchline. Wait ....
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knock knock whos there two with two two whit two who I didn't know you were an owl
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Knock-knock Who's there? Diesel Diesel, who? Diesel make you laugh, if you're not too bright!
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Knock-Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock-Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock-Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock-Knock Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Well anyway lol the kids love it.
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Knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there the little man who can't reach the door bell
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