Birds poop on your car, birds poop on you. Do they do that on purpose?
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Karen Anne Queen of AB
ANSWERS: 49
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Actually, some birds do in fact do that on purpose. In some cities there are not-so-shy crows that will literally take aim and poop on something or someone.
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The Blue Bird of Happiness, poops on you good luck for you, poops on your car, he was impatient for you to come out!
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I will drop into poetry mode here for a giggle. If I were born with the wings of a sparrow, and given the arse of a crow. I would fly to my ex wife's place tomorrow And take a dump on the bugger below! Grin...
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Specially sea-gulls, you hear them laugh when they hit their target!
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I am convinced that some do, because they seem to single out my car in an entire parking lot. And after all I do for them!...bird baths, feeders, houses, etc. Maybe it is their way of showing affection...(?)
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oh yes, they all get a jobsheet every morning-it could be you
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LOL. God does have a since of humor. ☺
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People like bird spotting. Birds like people spotting.
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I know I would if I was one. They don't have TV, literature, etc. so they have to find something to amuse themselves.
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yes, they do poop on purpose. just like you
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I have never had one poop on me or anyone I know. They may target the pretty cars..we have a lovely silvery Honda Accord and it gets pooped on a lot more than our former vehicle...a '92 Red Toyota Truck. Happy Friday! :)
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The real question is: Why do you stand or park under the birds so often and not expect to get pooped on? ;) If you built your house under an outhouse...well, you do the math. LOL
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I'm convinced they are attracted to shiny cars, esp those just out of the carwash.
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I think some may have reasons to poop on people intentionally. Most of the time I'd say no. It's probably just bad timing or bad karma. hehe
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HA HA... I have often wondered... they seem to get it on my car with ease...
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Good way of punishing others!
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I am owned by parrots - sometimes they will let me know when they have to poop. One of them doesn't want to walk around in his own poop, so he tells me when he has to go. Another bird tells me after she craps on me. The third bird (who is a foster bird) does projectile poop and yes, I think he does it on purpose - it means I have to fetch a rag with water and immediately clean it up. What pleasure to make a human being into a bird slave. One thing is true - before launching into flight, birds crap to lighten their load (so to speak). Don't park under tress or power lines. Your car won't be a target.
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Birds fly. Birds poop. They are up high. We are down low. It is therefore a statistical probability that the birds will hit something as it's poop is launched towards earth.
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NOT ANYMORE ON MINE....i've trained them to do yours.
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Never happened to me, birds must like me. XD
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Yes, they know what they're doing.
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i've been lucky enough to avoid the poop. but sometimes i wonder.
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As much as it may sometimes seem that way, Karen, I really think birds do it indiscriminately.
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I love birds and have not been pooped on much. They contribute so much beauty to the world and their poop is not that bad so I'll deal.
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@@ thats because they for get to put on thier underwear ..
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Come on, cut the birds some slack. They only have one hole...
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My husband swears they do! (and they get his van all the time!)
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yes they do , they are self taught
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Yes I think they do. I also wonder why birds poop black on white cars and poop white on black cars.
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LOL... NO random acts of pooping occur with birds. +4
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Of course! As a counter attack for their relatives who got caged!! ;)
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Birds don't know any better If they were to poop on your hair.
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I like to think they do. But I think birds are just pretty stupid and will crap when and where they feel like it. If they got to go, they just let it drop. But they seem to poop a lot on everything.
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Oh yeah! And some wait until you wash & wax your car real good to drop the load on it, lol.
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they do! i guess bcuz they cant hold it and jst let it go lol
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yes I know someone who can make his bird poop on command
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Condsider yourself lucky! I've only been pooped on by a bird once, and the f*cker happened to hit my food a split second before I put it in my mouth. And it shat on my head too. Woohoo, thanks birdie!
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we painted birds on our drive way and they dont poop on our cars anymore! :) he he we fooled 'em.
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The guy in video Shemarq posted would know; first-hand!
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we are their toilets, they poop on my car but never on me lol.
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Yes, it is a conspiracy!
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It's their bird-right!
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Unless you have specifically done something to get it to go, like making it scared/angry or training it to do it, Birds just go everywhere. It's not just your car that gets hit - it's the sidewalks, and the awnings, and all sorts of places.
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I don't think so, though sometimes it sure feels like it! Do birds even have any bladder or bowel control? I know mice don't. Birds poop in their own nests so I assume they don't either...
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seagulls definately do, i know this for sure as they always laugh as they fly off the little blighters.
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Haha I reckon so. Once I was out with my friend Michael and we came back to his car and there was shit all over the windscreen, and he became obsessed with washing it off there and then, so was scrubbing at it with a rag and a bottle of coke hahaha.
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Of course they do. That's how birds tell "Who da man"! They tell who da man by what they poop on. Big Macho Bird: I just pooped on an M1 Abrams tank how about you? little wimpy bird: a picture of a tank.
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Well if I was a bird, I would :)
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I FEED THE BIRDS, SO I DONT HAVE YOUR PROBLEM.
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