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It was a virgin?
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He kept going around that mulberry bush.
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Because I got sick of him running in circles, so I took out my Smith & Weston, and splattered his brains all over that stupid mulberry bush. I gave him ample warning, but he persisted.
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Because if it was "poop" rather than "pop" the kids would never stop laughing and get back to their studies.
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the weasel is a tool used by the cobbler, they chase around the cobbler's bench not a mulberry bush...
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Some kids caught him and stuck a bicycle pump where the sun don't shine, and started pumping.
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The spinner's weasel or clock reel is a mechanical yarn measuring device consisting of a spoked wheel with an internal ratcheting mechanism that clicks every two revolutions and makes a popping sound after the desired lenghth of yarn is measured. This is also a possible source for the word "weasel" in the nursery rhyme "Pop Goes the Weasel".
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